Archive for 2000

World leaders agree on new key principles to ignore
[Edition 28] NEW YORK, Monday: Last- minute drinks at the UN Millennium conference have led to the inclusion of several
Drug market captured by new ‘stronger’ placebo
[Edition 27] FLORIDA, Thursday: Drug company Pfizer, well known for its impotence drug Viagra, has again captured the US drug
Terrorists plan to steal medical grade plutonium: ‘Could cure the fuck out of thousands’
[Edition 27] LUCAS HEIGHTS, Friday: Nuclear experts are attempting to work out what terrorists in New Zealand were planning to
Gays announce hijack of new words
[Edition 27] SYDNEY, Friday: In a move confirming the worst fears of conservatives, representatives of the gay community today announced
Rich trendies take up petrol sniffing: ‘So expensive it must be good’
[Edition 27] SYDNEY, Wednesday: Petrol prices have hit such highs that petrol is becoming the drug of choice amongst the
Obituary: Vladimir Putin 1953 – 2000, Former President of Russia
[Edition 27] Putin was not a quintessential Russian politician (his official biography at the Kremlin web-site, for example, lists him
Putin copies Clinton: dead seamen stains reputation
[Edition 26] MOSCOW, Tuesday: Russian naval authorities today faced staunch criticism, as they conceded that all 118 Russian submariners trapped
Elaine Nile retires citing victory in “War on Masturbation”
[Edition 26] SYDNEY, Tuesday: There were emotional displays and many tributes paid today as Elaine Nile, Christian Democrat MP of
‘Kids forced back to stealing CD’s from music stores if Napster closes’
[Edition 26] LOS ANGELES, Monday: A US court has heard that music crime will be forced back into the music
CONCORDE BREAKS HOTEL BARRIER: Airport to hotel in under 2 mins
[Edition 26] PARIS, Tuesday: The Manager of the Hotelissimo Hotel today claimed that he made it perfectly clear to Air