Archive for 2000

IVF DEBATE: Federal Government tells lesbians: “Get fucked”
[Edition 26] MELBOURNE, Monday: The Federal Court decision to allow single women and lesbians to use infertility treatment in Victoria
Camp David peace talks stall as Israeli delegation refuses to cede jacuzzi
[Edition 25] THURMONT, Friday: The historic Middle East peace talks taking place at the US President’s Maryland retreat, Camp David,
Communism vindicated by successful collective meeting
[Edition 25] NEWTOWN, Sunday: Tonight’s meeting of the Marxism-Leninism Now Collective demonstrated the continuing relevance and ultimate success of communist
Medical breakthrough: Suburban dentist to buy new magazines for waiting room
[Edition 25] GEELONG, Tuesday: There were scenes of jubilation today at the once plush suite of suburban dental wizz and
Philippines garbage dump rescue effort finds two survivors, four working fridges
[Edition 25] MANILA, Tuesday: At least 161 people died last week when a Manila dump in the Patayas area collapsed,
Howard claims duty free booze ‘pretty much balanced up the cost of Centenary trip’
[Edition 25] CANBERRA, Wednesday: Prime Minister John Howard has launched a scathing attack on critics of his overseas trip celebrating
Murdoch launches bid for under-9s netball team
[Edition 24] SYDNEY, Friday: Sydney’s lucrative junior league netball broadcasting market was shaken yesterday by the launch of a historic
UK: Dressage hooliganism on the rise
[Edition 24] LONDON, Thursday: More than 20 equestrian hooligans were arrested last night, after a violent riot at the All-England
HUMAN GENOME PROJECT WHISTLEBLOWER TELLS ALL: “We just made up the last 2300 million base pairs”
[Edition 24] LONDON, Wednesday: A top ranking scientist has admitted to The Chaser that most of the work done to
Teenage Hackers Behind Shock Cabinet Reshuffle claims newly-appointed Minister For YoU BLOW GOATS
[Edition 24] CANBERRA, Thursday: Seasoned front-benchers and political greenhorns alike were joined in stunned surprise today, as a sudden Cabinet