Archive for 2007
August 26, 2007
Lost mountain-climber already envisioning book deal
"I might even get to meet the guys from 60 minutes!"
July 30, 2007
Iraq win Asian Cup: celebratory gunfire to continue indefinitely
"No team has more experience with shootouts"
July 19, 2007
Text message lacks nuance
July 11, 2007
Man yet to find situation not covered by Simpsons quote
"Worst. Person. Ever."
July 1, 2007
Middle East crisis worsens: Blair to get involved
The former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has taken up a new role as a special envoy in the Middle
June 4, 2007
Strip club less classy than ad promised
"They didn't say anything about the tacky modern art prints or cheap carpet that's obviously designed to hide vomit stains."
May 31, 2007
Judge rules Paris is “in” this season
"This season it'll be stripes."
May 30, 2007
Attempt to start standing ovation unsuccessful
A concert-goer has tried and failed to single-handedly rouse his fellow audience members to a standing ovation
May 24, 2007
Blair exit ends 28 years of conservative rule
"Maybe now we'll see some power returned to trade unions, welfare reform and a government that isn't in lockstep with Republican warmongers."
May 10, 2007
Girl suspects Tom from MySpace not fully committed to friendship
MySpace user Emily Lee, 14, says she feels neglected by her new friend, the company's CEO Tom Anderson
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