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UN Security Council fails to enforce New Year’s resolution
"This issue has proven more difficult to enforce than we anticipated"
7-Eleven clerk lives vicariously through condom purchaser
"Maybe he can give me a few pointers for picking up that blonde who always buys NW and a pack of peppermint Extra."
English teacher writes novel about teaching English
'Dusty Textbooks & Liquid Paper' is yet to be picked up by a publisher
Even stars now sick of ‘Little Britain’
"We took random sketches from past shows and packaged them together for broadcast while we took a break," said Lucas. "No-one noticed."
‘Nutbush City Limits’ revives party
There was a brief moment of panic a few songs later, when Watts accidentally played 'It's Raining Men' instead of 'Loveshack'
FBI agent, pedophile find unlikely love online
The man she was entrapping would end up entrapping her heart. 
Qantas to still call 51% of Australia home
Qantas has already won significant public support by promising that the first employees moved offshore will be its children's choir
Saddam sentenced to death: to be released onto streets of Baghdad
"If the bombs don't get him, there's a strong chance Saddam will fall victim to American friendly fire."
Al Gore plants a tree to offset speech at Oscars
This story is generic and uninspired
Father introduces son to life-long hatred of fishing
"I'm going to let my boy find his own interests. And he's crazy about car shows, just like his old man. Isn't that right, son?"