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“Okay yeah, God doesn’t exist.”
2016 has finally proven once and for all that there really is nobody looking out for us
The world begrudgingly prepares for four years of Trump related small talk
"I really can't wait until he accidentally starts his first war, at least then the conversations will get more interesting."
World’s clairvoyants mysteriously unable to see beyond Trump inauguration
"It's as if a million Mexicans cried out at once, and then nothing."
Democracy seems ‘pretty fucked’ says North Korean
I choo-choo-choose.... wait, no I don't
I don’t get it. All my Facebook friends hate Donald Trump.
OP ED - Who voted for Donald Trump? I don't know anyone. Whereas I personally know a few hundred who wrote in Bernie Sanders
United Nations unanimously votes to just end 2016 right here
The UN has voted in an emergency session to move right on to 2017 "For the sake of humanity, the earth, and our increasingly endangered celebrities."
Public really not looking forward to inevitable President Trump sex scandal
American is now coming to terms with the inevitable Trump sex scandal it will have to deal with at some point in the next four years
Hillary Clinton makes heartfelt concession speech – “Fuck you all”
The former Secretary of State Hilary Clinton graciously accepted defeat before vomiting on a car bonnet and falling asleep in the gutter
Trump Grabs Presidency by the Pussy
Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has today shocked the public and media alike by unexpectedly grabbing the Presidency from behind
Mexico Border Swamped By Fleeing Americans
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has today pledged to crack down on the rising tide of illegal immigrants