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Highway police finally targeting international tax fraud
After fifty years of targeting speeding, one year of targeting drink driving and one week of targeting seat belts, Western
New French law will require Muslim women to be pretentious snobs to fit in with locals
The French Government has introduced strict laws banning the use of a Burkini on any French beaches, claiming, “Islam should
Apple rumoured to be developing ‘NeverStop’ battery, modelled on its workers conditions
Speculation about the new iPhone has reached fever pitch, after Apple announced it has developed a new NeverStop technology that will allow an iPhone battery
Our Olympians are not fit enough, says most overweight nation in the world
In the wake of yet another disappointing Olympic campaign - where Australian sportspeople only ranked in the global top three a mere 29 times - the Australian government today announced that the Australian Institute of Sport headquarters in Canberra would be demolished to make way for the world’s largest-ever
Bernardi frantically rushes to get anti-discrimination law abolished before PNG refugee arrivals
Corey Bernardi has been frantically rushing to get 18C abolished before the closing of PNG and Nauru camps, hoping to
“Refugees are going take my job,” claims unemployed man
Local man Gareth Jones has voiced his outrage in his local pub that “Refugees are going to take my job.
Census reveals Dutton answered ‘amphibian’ to question on gender
Hackers last night released Peter Dutton’s Census answers, which revealed that he answered “Cold-Blooded Amphibian” to a question regarding his gender.
McDonald’s franchisee decides on yellow and red colour scheme
Mr Palmer, a thrilled new franchisee, says that the yellow and red went well with the logo he decided to have for his new restaurant. "For some reason I had always imagined using a big yellow M, kind of like golden arches, for my McDonalds store."
Hanson supporter reads Quran entirely for the purpose of belittling Islam
Local bigot Scotty Bowers is sick of being called an 'uneducated racist' and has finally decided to do something about it
Javelin expert really hoping to make the most out of these two weeks of work
Australian javelin expert Tim Nicholson has trailed into discussing his grievances at length during the live broadcast of the Javelin