Archive for 2017

Man suspected of Nazism after buying 30 Tiki torches at Bunnings
"I'm just having a bunch of people over for a barbie and I fuckin' hate mosquitos"
Kendall Jenner beaten to death after offering Nazis a Pepsi
Pistol and Boo call for ‘humane execution’ of Barnaby Joyce
Or at least get him desexed
Barnaby Joyce dusts off old copy of “The Castle” in preparation for high court bid
"Wait till I unload my 'It's not a house, it's a home' defence on them, judges won't know what hit em!"
ABC asks staff not to share opinions online about fucking ridiculous plebiscite
"There are two sides to this issue," read the memo "and one of them is threatening to cut our funding."
Trump sends “deepest condolences” to President of Guam
"Boy I wouldn't want to be that guy right now."
Immigrant steals Australian job
Tony Abbott “If you hate your invasive thoughts of naked men that you get hourly, vote no on plebiscite”
"Or if you just like being a jerk towards gay people, that's also a perfectly valid reason."
Turnbull calls national plebiscite to decide whether to get out of bed today
"It's the only way to decide such a crucial and vitally important matter"
Liberals set to vote on poll to vote on plan to vote on gay marriage
"This debate on whether to hold a party room ballot on whether to hold a plebiscite on whether to have a parliamentary vote is the only way to decide this issue clearly and decisively." said PM Malcolm Turnbull