Angus Thompson's Posts

Trump one ups North Korean by nuking Japan first
'That'll show them'
Bob Hawke condemns Abbott’s drinking as “weak as piss”
'These bloody young bucks can't even hold a few bottles of wine.'
No vote campaign points to Scottish boys wearing dresses after they legalised gay marriage
They also warned of a sharp increase in the consumption of haggis
Voter surprised to learn gay marriage vote about boys wearing dresses, not gay marriage
"Geez they make it confusing sometimes"
Shock as serial drug user caught using drugs
"This really came as a surprise"
Christensen confirms he isn’t a British citizen after consulting Ask Bongo
"That should do it."
Trump adamant he “won staring contest” with sun
"Now I'm off to wage war on the sea."
Trump: “Not all Nazis are white supremacists”
"Some of them are just nice people with alternative views about the Holocaust."
Joke wifi password a lot less funny after sixth failed attempt
"No, it's 'No spaces withspaces' with spaces except between the, you know what I'll just change it."
Australian Republic “Very Un-Australian” Says Tony Abbott
"There's nothing more Australian than being a foreign member of government."