Cam Smith's Posts
May 24, 2017
Roger Moore passes away in Switzerland following brief battle with henchmen
Moore was said to be holidaying at a mountaintop health and nuclear munitions manufacturing retreat
May 20, 2017
Quiz: Are You a Dog Person or a Lizard Person?
Test your friends and senators!
May 17, 2017
White House unveils Trump Presidential Portrait
"It really captures his Presidential style"
May 16, 2017
Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
"This guest room en-suite is an affront to God"
May 15, 2017
Tim Gurner lectures homeless man over use of extravagant coffee cup
"If only he'd see that coffee cup is holding him back from owning ten properties like me."
May 15, 2017
Millenial buys Sydney apartment by giving up $4 coffees for just 547 years
All it took was a little bit of saving and $50,000 from my grandfather
May 4, 2017
Queen quietly deletes Tinder account after learning Prince Phillip not dead
April 15, 2017
Office worker swaps 2 hour work commute for relaxing 10 hour holiday commute
"I'm getting the most of the four day weekend by spending two of those days in traffic."
April 5, 2017
Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse
"It was the best $5 billion I've ever spent"
April 1, 2017
Trump Announces Well Thought Out Policy in April Fools Day Prank
"Got ya!" he told the world, before signing an executive order to make Steve Bannon King of Alaska
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