Cam Smith's Posts
November 15, 2017
Malcom Turnbull celebrates yes vote – reveals plan to marry sound of own voice
"It's high time I made my love for my own voice official."
October 9, 2017
“Definition of marriage cannot change” claims church founded solely to change definition of marriage
"Marriage can only be defined by our King in Heaven, Henry VIII."
September 6, 2017
Government unveils new NBN logo
"It really captures the spirit of the NBN."
August 30, 2017
Anti same-sex marriage campaign unveil official spokeswoman
"Won't somebody please think of the children!"
August 15, 2017
Kendall Jenner beaten to death after offering Nazis a Pepsi
August 14, 2017
Barnaby Joyce dusts off old copy of “The Castle” in preparation for high court bid
"Wait till I unload my 'It's not a house, it's a home' defence on them, judges won't know what hit em!"
August 12, 2017
ABC asks staff not to share opinions online about fucking ridiculous plebiscite
"There are two sides to this issue," read the memo "and one of them is threatening to cut our funding."
August 9, 2017
Trump sends “deepest condolences” to President of Guam
"Boy I wouldn't want to be that guy right now."
August 7, 2017
Turnbull calls national plebiscite to decide whether to get out of bed today
"It's the only way to decide such a crucial and vitally important matter"
August 6, 2017
Liberals set to vote on poll to vote on plan to vote on gay marriage
"This debate on whether to hold a party room ballot on whether to hold a plebiscite on whether to have a parliamentary vote is the only way to decide this issue clearly and decisively." said PM Malcolm Turnbull
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