Cam Smith's Posts
February 25, 2017
Outrage as White House fails to invite NT News to latest press briefing
It's an attack on freedom, accountability, and people who like to keep up to speed with the latest crocodile news
February 23, 2017
Commisioner making $10,000 a week pretty sure retail workers have it too easy
I dream that one day I may be able to become a wealthy retail worker, instead of sitting at a desk making a mere $500,000 a year
February 22, 2017
US responds to Yiannopoulos scandal by canceling book, offering Presidency
"A pervert like Milo deserves only jail or an executive position in government."
February 5, 2017
White House apologises, says it meant no offence to President Trumble of Austria
"We should thank Australia for the many great gifts it has given the world - from Freud to Beethoven."
February 4, 2017
Wave of Bowling Green inspired attacks leaves US overrun with peaceful non-events
Sporadic outbreaks of tranquility have forced citizens to casually flee from cafes and food stands after finishing and paying for their meals
February 2, 2017
Turbull offers Trump $1.75 million to take back phonecall remark
"I can completely understand why he hung up on us after only twenty minutes. International phonecalls are expensive."
February 1, 2017
Trump honors election pledge to randomly shoot person on street
Sources close to Mr Trump say he never backed down on the commitment to shoot someone, and any claims that it was some kind of metaphor were simply fake news
February 1, 2017
Immigrants Are Stealing Our Jobs, Complain Autonomous Robots
"It's tough sometimes," he says "not knowing where the next power supply will come from."
December 31, 2016
Meteor slams into Los Angeles, every celebrity dead
Our thoughts and prayers are with the Paparazzi at this difficult time
December 24, 2016
Dyslexic child stays up on Christmas Eve waiting for Satan
He can't wait to meet "the magic red man who punishes bad kids"
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