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Joyce spends romantic Valentines Day denying significance of relationship
"Until recently she was just another root to me," said a clearly lovestruck Barnaby this evening
Barely-legal Asian model unable to give virginity away by email
BANGKOK, Thursday: A desperately horny 16-year-old underwear model confessed today to friends that she hasn’t been able to give away
Immigrant steals Australian job
Family viewing Game of Thrones awkwardly pushes through three minute cunnilingus scene
"We could have fast forwarded through it, but that would have meant making eye contact."
Millenial who doesn’t drink coffee wondering where their house is
"I gave up avocado and somehow am still homeless"
Trump reveals new head of the FBI
"Out of all four family members we interviewed, she was clearly the most qualified for the job."
Trump marks 100 days in office with 100th golfing vacation
"I've earned it"
A father’s guide to not looking like a paedophile at the playground
Fairfax columnist Kasey Edwards recently declared that she refuses to let any male babysit her children. In response, here's our top six suggestions on what NOT to do at the park if you want to escape chemical castration
Matching the right wine with your disappointing child
Parenting is hard. We all know that, and no-one knows it better than Chris Taylor, who’s never had kids. How does he juggle the demands of a high-pressure job with being a dad? Chris doesn’t have to
Astronomers discover fifteen year old girl is centre of universe
Astronomers at the Livermore Observatory have confirmed the longstanding hypothesis that local teenager Emily Gillespie is the centre of the observable universe