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Rapper chooses bikini-clad ho theme for upcoming video
The visionary rhymer also decided his backing singer should perform in front of a wall with spraypainted writing on it
Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
Al-Qaeda leader and amateur short filmmaker Osama bin Laden has been captured after 'checking-in' to a local butcher
Mutant Ninja Turtles now experiencing mid-life crisis
The one-time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have spent their mid-thirties questioning their life choices of living in a sewer and eating only Pizza
Junkie genuinely needs two dollars for train fare
Another two dollars for the laundromat is also genuinely needed, and is definitely not going to be spent on booze
Schwarzenegger ends term as Governor: lowers himself into molten metal
The governor offered a frank apology for his shortcomings as a cybernetic organism programmed only to kill
Aung San Suu Kyi finally puts bins out
The freedom fighter today began the process of stacking fifteen years’ worth of rubbish outside her Rangoon home
Man goes on low-carb beer diet
It's a visit to the gym in every glass
Smoking toddler now just bumming off mates
The only time Rizal ever stops hassling his classmates for a smoke is if he discovers they only smoke menthols
Dalek sick of fans asking him to say ‘exterminate’
The actor also says he fears he has been typecast and would like to see more roles for Daleks in Hollywood romcoms
The Chaser’s Socceroos Drinking Game
To promote responsible drinking, for this year’s World Cup in South Africa, we are pleased to offer you two levels