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Aung San Suu Kyi finally puts bins out
The freedom fighter today began the process of stacking fifteen years’ worth of rubbish outside her Rangoon home
Man goes on low-carb beer diet
It's a visit to the gym in every glass
Smoking toddler now just bumming off mates
The only time Rizal ever stops hassling his classmates for a smoke is if he discovers they only smoke menthols
Dalek sick of fans asking him to say ‘exterminate’
The actor also says he fears he has been typecast and would like to see more roles for Daleks in Hollywood romcoms
The Chaser’s Socceroos Drinking Game
To promote responsible drinking, for this year’s World Cup in South Africa, we are pleased to offer you two levels
Berlusconi seeks “urgent summit” with Megan Fox
"Megan will be treated with the utmost respect," Berlusconi added. "I will pay her 30,000 Euros."
New Zealand moves 30cm closer to Australia, applies for dole
A recent earthquake has shifted New Zealand 30cm closer to Australia, the second phase of a long-term plan to connect
Freemasons take up rotating EU Shadow Presidency
The Grand and Ancient Order of Freemasons has taken over the European Union for a three year period
Socially responsible redneck switches to hybrid monster truck
“In my job, the dangers we face are very real. But no death-dealing machine has terrified me as much as the threat we face from climate change"
Unis axe philosophy departments for failing to find answers
“To have a 100% fail rate on your answer rate is unacceptable under our latest result-oriented guidelines”