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Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike
Jesus's father, God, and close relative, the Holy Spirit, have both expressed grief at the death
Dole recipient forced to hire secretary to deal with Centrelink red tape
A 44 year old Geelong man has advertised in his local classifieds for a personal assistant to help him manage the time-consuming administrative burden of his welfare portfolio
Shifty bloke slows down when every Holden Commodore is near
Darren just wanted to be sure the Commodore's antennas were regular size
Voice recognition software improves to 40% accuracy
Apple CEO Tom Cock said the implobment was ferntasic
Customers thrilled by servo’s “one for the price of two” offer
"Normally I'd have to pay almost half for these chips!"
Tragedy in South Sudan makes great setting for novel
South Sudan’s worsening crisis is the perfect backdrop for a gritty, modern tale of intrigue and romance, reported paperback author Gary
Iraq just glad Republican President not liberating them for a change
The country has been overtaken by celebrations, marking the end of the US's terrifying campaign of freedom and democracy
Vladimir Putin sworn in as 45th President of the United States
DC Book Depository Offers Free Entry in Celebration of Trump Inauguration
"Be sure to check out the amazing line of sight we have, all the way to Capitol Hill"
Man dies doing what he hated
A grumpy Queanbeyan man has passed away while double-checking the inventory log on a warehouse computer system. The man "died doing what he hated most"