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Columnist backs Whitehouse
[Edition 68] MIAMI, Sunday: A syndicated columnist has added credibility to the Whitehouse’s pro-war stance by drawing on his own
C-grade celebrity hopes peace rally will re-invigorate career
[Edition 68] NEW YORK, Thursday: Danny Glover’s message to the New York anti-war rally today was simple: ‘No war’, and
Pope endorses social awkwardness as contraceptive
[Edition 67] The aging Pontiff spoke enthusiastically about the possibilities of the new plan. “We need to make children bumbling
Jerk who bats out of his league refuses to lower standards
[Edition 66] Searching for love beyond the blonde, beautiful, slim, young, upwardly-mobile, well-travelled and adoring demographic will increase the Ryde
CIA begins recruiting new intake of future enemies
[Edition 66] The CIA will offer recruits extensive training and millions of dollars worth of high-tech weapons systems in return
Inner-city resident isn’t working on a Tropfest film
[Edition 65] McIntyre is disappointed to be the only resident of Australia’s inner-city areas who isn’t working on a Tropfest
Corporate sell-out salves conscience with masters degree
[Edition 65] SYDNEY, Monday: Jake Sampson has successfully convinced himself that his shallow, materialistic life as a merchant banker is
Childfree couple tied down by anti-child campaign
[Edition 63] BYRON BAY, Tuesday: Since childfree couple Kelly and Don Walker wrote their book No More Sprogs: Childless by
IRAQ ATTACKS US: Pre-empts Pre-emptive strike
[Edition 63] BAGHDAD, Thursday: Saddam Hussein has launched a pre-emptive strike on the United States to prevent it from pre-emptively
High school debate fails to solve Arab-Israeli conflict
[Edition 63] SYDNEY, Thursday: The latest attempt to solve the Arab-Israeli conflict, a Year 10 debate between St George Girls’