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Second coming ends prematurely: Jesus shot dead in Bethlehem
BETHLEHEM, Monday: The second coming has ended prematurely after Jesus Christ become the latest casualty of fighting in the Middle
Bloke in The Corrs accepts he may not be reason for band’s popularity
[Edition 55] DUBLIN, Monday: The sole male member of the popular Irish group The Corrs yesterday conceded for the first
Man carefully arranges bedside novels before big date
[Edition 55] MELBOURNE, Friday: A 25-year-old Melbourne student spent more than three hours last night painstakingly choosing which novels to
Queen Mum’s life tragically cut short
[Edition 55] LONDON, Sunday: The world has been numbed by grief and shock, after Her Royal Highness the Queen Mother
Mugabe voted Miss Zimbabwe: denies election rigged
[Edition 54] HARARE, Monday: The newly re-elected Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, has officially been crowned Miss Zimbabwe, describing his triumph
Man now regretting whacky email address
[Edition 54] ADELAIDE, Friday: A 28-year-old Adelaide man is beginning to regret the humorous name he selected for his Hotmail
New sponsor deal for MCG: ground renamed McG
[Edition 53] Melbourne, Monday: A spokesman for the MCG trust announced this week that the multi-national McDonalds corporation had won
Berlusconi’s media empire shows surprise support for Berlusconi
[Edition 53] ROME, Thursday: Italian Prime Minister and media magnate Silvio Berlusconi said he was surprised at the support his
Aboriginal dancers thrilled to open CHOGM colonial celebrations
[Edition 53] COOLUM, Saturday: Several Aboriginal dancers have expressed delight at being given the opportunity to dance at the Commonwealth
Bradbury inspires Aussie athletes to stop trying in bid for gold
[Edition 52] SALT LAKE CITY, Monday: Following the miraculous victory of speed skater Stephen Bradbury in the 1000m race in