Javid van der Piepers's Posts
February 8, 2017
Liberal party grooming ‘Cash me ousside, howbow dah?’ girl for 2019 election
And she might just be a big boost to... whoever is leading the party in two years time
February 6, 2017
Super Bowl LI for dummies, by dummies
Everything you need to know to get you to half-time, then who cares?
February 6, 2017
Printing error sees thousands of drunken sports fans gather to see ‘Superb Owl’
"It's been a great day, except for all the vomit"
February 2, 2017
Turnbull changes Facebook relationship status, posts emo memes following Trump phonecall
JUST days after ‘standing by his man’ in refusing to criticise the United States’ new immigration policy, Malcolm Turnbull has
January 31, 2017
School year off to bad start as teacher nurses massive long weekend hangover
The kids weren't the only ones learning a lesson. Actually, they didn't learn one at all.
January 26, 2017
Family brands mum ‘Unaustralian’ for picking wrong animal carcass to eat on Australia Day
Following an investigation, Ms Stoop will promptly be sent to Manus Island
January 25, 2017
‘Progressive’ bogan drunkenly suggests alternative dates for Australia Day
Darren ‘Dazza’ Marsh, 32, has defied the naysaying of his drunken mates at the pub to come up with his own list of “bloody ‘Strayan” alternatives
January 19, 2017
Mike Baird retires from politics to focus on ruining his kid’s social lives
IN a move that has surprised many, NSW Premier Mike Baird has announced his sudden resignation from politics, effective next
January 13, 2017
Baird government creates lockout laws for 24-hour gyms
Further plans include a state-wide ban on all 'Tapout' shirts
January 12, 2017
Trump unleashes scathing ’14 reasons why BuzzFeed sucks’ article
Apparently it's "savage AF"
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