Javid van der Piepers's Posts
December 23, 2016
Santa takes indefinite leave after body shaming by online trolls
"Back in the day he'd get an occasional handwritten complaint from a dissatisfied child, but the internet has changed all that"
December 20, 2016
Santa relocating to Bangladesh due to melting North Pole, labour laws
"This is an investment in the future – a future with no ice caps."
December 6, 2016
NSW Premier outlaws coward punching of kangaroos
Shoot them, eat them, but whatever you do - don't punch them.
November 30, 2016
‘First Contact’ viewer shocked to learn racism, Natalie Imbruglia still exist
"This show will surely create the discourse and change that Kevin Rudd’s so-called ‘apology’ failed to achieve. It's about time!"
November 22, 2016
Kanye West forced to cancel spoken word tour
The artist has come under fire from fans after reports emerged that his fanatical ranting featured too much auto-tune and was frequently interrupted by songs
November 12, 2016
Democrat advisor laments failed ‘celebrities and concerts’ tactic
“It’s almost like those concerts were only attended by people who were already voting for us and people too young to vote. It doesn’t make sense.”
November 10, 2016
Democracy seems ‘pretty fucked’ says North Korean
I choo-choo-choose.... wait, no I don't
November 2, 2016
Gina Rinehart euthanised after Melbourne Cup fall
THE Emirates Melbourne Cup has once again come under fire for its lack of humanity after mining magnate and Australia’s
October 28, 2016
Billionaire dumps millionaire for ‘excessive spending’
"I don't want your money honey... but it certainly helps"
October 21, 2016
NT News hire actual Crocodile to writing staff
Estuary insider hired to help tip the scales
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