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Santa takes indefinite leave after body shaming by online trolls
"Back in the day he'd get an occasional handwritten complaint from a dissatisfied child, but the internet has changed all that"
Santa relocating to Bangladesh due to melting North Pole, labour laws
"This is an investment in the future – a future with no ice caps."
NSW Premier outlaws coward punching of kangaroos
Shoot them, eat them, but whatever you do - don't punch them.
‘First Contact’ viewer shocked to learn racism, Natalie Imbruglia still exist
"This show will surely create the discourse and change that Kevin Rudd’s so-called ‘apology’ failed to achieve. It's about time!"
Kanye West forced to cancel spoken word tour
The artist has come under fire from fans after reports emerged that his fanatical ranting featured too much auto-tune and was frequently interrupted by songs
Democrat advisor laments failed ‘celebrities and concerts’ tactic
“It’s almost like those concerts were only attended by people who were already voting for us and people too young to vote. It doesn’t make sense.”
Democracy seems ‘pretty fucked’ says North Korean
I choo-choo-choose.... wait, no I don't
Gina Rinehart euthanised after Melbourne Cup fall
THE Emirates Melbourne Cup has once again come under fire for its lack of humanity after mining magnate and Australia’s
Billionaire dumps millionaire for ‘excessive spending’
"I don't want your money honey... but it certainly helps"
NT News hire actual Crocodile to writing staff
Estuary insider hired to help tip the scales