Rohan Arneil

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Clueless Muslim gets tattoo of Muhammad
"God dammit Faisal"
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities
The world begrudgingly prepares for four years of Trump related small talk
"I really can't wait until he accidentally starts his first war, at least then the conversations will get more interesting."
“Humans aren’t meant to drink milk” claims woman slamming tequila
The woman was heard loudly insisting “Milk's not good for our stomachs” before throwing up from alcohol poisoning
Man still waiting for the day when he can show off his fluent Latin
A Melbourne-based man who identifies as bilingual has expressed hope that he will have the chance to show off his fluent
Turnbull dreams of one day holding power
PM Malcolm Turnbull spent the entire day today wandering the halls of parliament imagining what it would be like to hold power in Australia
Local drunk denounces Muslim immigration mid-kebab
"Imagine if this Aussie kebab shop went under because it had to compete with some immigrant's food shop across the road. It's just not right."
Pet snake decides to let owner live another day
Local pet python Carlos has decided to let his owner Trent Smith live another day
Brad concedes custody of kids to Angelina: “I can always buy more”
Late last night Brad Pitt conceded full custody to Angelina Jolie, shrugging off the loss, stating, “I can always buy more.”
Factional heavyweights relieved Conroy can spend more time with his daughter
The heavyweights say they are glad Conroy listened to their suggestion that he think about his family before making any rushed decisions