National

“At One Nation, our anti-abortion, anti-trans and anti-family court stances are us protecting the ladies. Trust me.”

“These state of the art vessels also double as a hat”

“The best way to independently represent our communities is to become codependent.”

“They need to drop their bias against hiding if candidates skip court dates regarding alleged sexual offences”

“We finally found someone who can stand near Angus Taylor and make him look somewhat impressive.”

If enacted, the policy would require everyone to align with ‘mainstream values’, triggering the deportation of the Liberal Party.

Breaking down the budget speech through the amount of times certain jargon appeared.

“Hear, hear” said Labor.

“This will help keep him occupied and in the office,” said Pauline

“Thanks Gina for helping me pull myself up by my bootstraps instead of always needing to borrow your jet.”