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Wong takes strong stance on Israel abusing Aussies by not including a ‘hope you’re well’ in latest email
She hopes things don’t escalate to the point where she needs to send a follow up with “as per my last email”.
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World’s animals call for a vaccine to protect them from RFK Jr
“From what we’ve heard any vaccine will work at keeping him scared and away from us”
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Trump and Vatican make up after discovering mutual love of child predators
“When I said the Pope is weak on crime, I meant it as a compliment.”
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Trump claims image of him on a cross was just him doing the ‘HOT TO GO!’ dance
“I love that Chapel Rowen. A lovely chapel that many women pray at, I’m told.”
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World to continue trying to ‘gentle parent’ Israel into not massacring civilians
“How buddy, war crimes are not on.”
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Trump vows to end Iran War as soon as he thinks of a new, more exciting war
There’s a lot of people telling me to end the Iran War, but nobody is giving me any solutions!”
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Unprofessional: Keir Starmer yaps on for way longer than 3 minutes
Albanese was able to get in, get out
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Thesaurus searches for ‘Invasion’ spike as media begins reporting on Lebanon
The search results seem to be coming from areas with lots of politicians and journalists.
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“Mission accomplished”: Trump gets Epstein list off front page
“The threat of reporting on the files has been pre-emptively eliminated.”
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“I don’t want to be looking at anywhere near 25 years, that’s way too old” Andrew tells his lawyers
“Can’t we negotiate down to under 18?”