The Chaser's RSS feed http://www.chaser.com.au Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:31:59 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.chaser.com.au/images/M_images/joomla_rss.png http://www.chaser.com.au The Chaser's RSS feed http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3496/228/ Lying in bed nursing a hangover, Wollongong carpet-layer Thomas Schuster, 29, has announced his profound dismay and disappointment in myself... News - General News Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:55:28 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3495/228/ Three days after definitively completing work on Bea Arthur's Wikipedia entry, long-term stalker Walter Slade announced his intention to cease lurking outside... News - General News Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:41:28 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3493/228/ Having waited on hold for 40 minutes, reanimated corpse Trevor Fleck has slammed call centre workers across the nation, declaring... News - General News Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:59:06 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3492/228/ Starbucks Coffee has shut down most of its Australian stores and made their staff redundant, a move that was widely expected... News - National Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:04:36 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3491/228/ Despite the clear presence of a sign informing customers it is not a lending library , Erskineville Newsagency was visited... News - General News Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:38:39 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3490/228/ Married investment banker and secret transvestite Malcolm Penfold has declared himself completely flummoxed by recent sartorial trends. As male and... News - General News Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:09:29 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3489/228/ Newcastle-based programmer Alan Ko has mentally laid out a financial plan of action which he intends to undertake should he win next... News - General News Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:21:12 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3488/228/ Clinically depressed entreprenuer Joseph de Rossi, 27, has embarked upon a six-month whirlwind tour of the world’s major cities, in search of... News - General News Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:45:27 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3487/228/ The unspoken rules of ATM behaviour were blithely disregarded yesterday, as public relations consultant Jerri Cuthbert, 23, withdrew a total of $210... News - General News Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:35:31 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3485/228/ The federal government's $53 million anti-bingeing campaign has had an inspirational effect on teenagers, psyching them up to get together and drink... News - General News Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:48:25 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3484/228/ Churches around the nation have reported a sharp decline in attendance following the revelation of a dogma-shattering item of clothing. The T-shirt,... News - General News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:02:47 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3483/228/ More than 5000 men and three women, clutching dog-eared rulebooks and dice, have gathered outside Dungeons Dragons creator Gary Gygax's... News - World Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:45:23 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3481/228/ Self-described social commentator with a camera and a palette Xavier Bullock was furious beyond measure at a glowing... News - General News Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:13:28 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3480/228/ Frustrated film buffs have reported that recent advances in laser technology have had no discernible impact on the quality of 2003's... News - General News Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:05:46 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3479/228/ Bowing to pressure from fellow Republicans, conservative media pundits and his numerous spouses, devout Mormon Mitt Romney announced he was no longer... News - World Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:31:17 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3478/228/ The Australian cricket team has taken exception to Harbajhan Singh’s alleged comments about Andrew Symonds being a monkey, and told the Indian... News - Sport Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:53:06 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3477/228/ Investment banker Rob Garrus, a deeply slothful man when it comes to routine household chores, has been watching the spring/summer ready-to-wear collections... News - General News Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:11:01 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3474/228/ Ten years after they finished high school together, former Young Achiever Lee Rosken can recall minor personality quirks and biographical details about... News - General News Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:43:06 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3463/228/ In what has been described as a massive coup for Australia's environmental movement, the nation's homeless have put their support behind... News - General News Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:23:26 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3462/228/ While the racing world reels from the devastating effects of equine flu, there is one group feeling optimistic about the future.... News - National Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:42:07 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3461/228/ In a victory bound to take the troubled singer's mind off her custody battle, Britney Spears has been crowned Mother Of... News - World Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:03:51 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3454/228/ Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey called John Howard the “Don Bradman of Australian politics” this week because his magnificent record of victories... News - National Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:11:11 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3451/228/ Former signwriter and current member of the walking dead, Trevor Fleck, has voiced his outrage at what he calls the... News - General News Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:59:48 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3450/228/ Rugby League fans were shocked this week, by the unbelievable revelation that an overpaid, understimulated sportsman with plenty of free time had... News - Sport Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:18:01 +0100 http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3447/228/ After almost two decades of catering to the musical tastes of the middle-aged, country singer James Blundell finally learned the secret... News - National Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:05:27 +0100