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Title: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: ben@benmedia.com on March 01, 2007, 01:35:48 PM
However doubt has shrouded Mr Howard's comments after reporters from The Chaser's War on Everything asked President Bush to drink a glass of water while Mr Howard listed three reasons why Obama would make a shotty president.

Mr Bush refused to drink the water as the United States is currently on terror alert level 3, and after level 2 the president refuses to drink anything but his own urine.

Adding to the speculation were the usual wires which hung over Mr Howard's limbs, though he again shrugged them off as microphone insulation. Eyebrows were also raised after the Prime Minister addressed the press with "My fellow Austrians."


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Title: Re: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: ~Julie~ on March 01, 2007, 04:28:05 PM
Had to double-take. Glancing, I read it as

"Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US president"  :-D


Title: Re: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: ben@benmedia.com on March 01, 2007, 04:42:32 PM
G'day Julie,

Very funny and yet accurate simultaneously.

Cheers,

Ben Lynch


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Title: Re: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: Fritz on March 01, 2007, 04:43:59 PM
Had to double-take. Glancing, I read it as

"Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US president"  :-D

 :lol:

Well at least you don't have dislexia:

"Howard races to withdraw from US president's date.


Title: Re: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: Krelas on March 02, 2007, 03:07:24 PM
"The Prime Minister also pointed out that his stance on Obama is in keeping with his Government’s long-term policy of refusing to apologise to blacks." - too true


Title: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: Stevie on March 08, 2007, 05:17:44 AM
Little Johnny's just looking for a worthy opponent.


Title: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: He Man on March 09, 2007, 07:48:35 PM
What is it with article's repeating the first 2 sentences?


Title: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: Darq Gus on March 21, 2007, 03:35:55 PM
"The Prime Minister also pointed out that his stance on Obama is in keeping with his Government’s long-term policy of refusing to apologise to blacks."

Hilarious, well done.


Title: [Article]Howard refuses to set date for withdrawal from US presidential race
Post by: zac backs on May 03, 2007, 01:20:38 AM
heh