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Title: [Article]Rushdie delighted by knighthood: seeks armour Post by: 555Filters on August 06, 2007, 06:54:21 PM Would Salman be a White Knight or a Black Knight?
Title: Re: [Article]Rushdie delighted by knighthood: seeks armour Post by: DiddlySquat on August 07, 2007, 12:24:56 AM Salman and his best friend died in a car bombing. They desperately wanted to know the answer to your question, so they went before God and asked Him.
God replied, "You are what you are" and would say nothing more. Salman's friend was hugely disappointed, but he could see that Salman was quite content with the answer. He asked Salman why he wasn't disappointed, and Salman replied, "Obviously I'm a white knight. If I was a black knight God would have told me, "I is what I is" Title: Re: [Article]Rushdie delighted by knighthood: seeks armour Post by: Greasy Belcher on September 07, 2007, 01:34:27 AM Queen Knights Book author Salman Rushdie to provoke the muslim World.
In response the Chief Muftie declares a Fatwa on the biggest Looser. Chief Running Scared, Moohammid Moo Moomu today declared today Salman Rushdiana Day. I call on all Muslims to unite and fight the power. The radical cleric then performed a bodasious caterpillar and had his two front gold teeth knocked out accidentaly by a golden clock worn around the neck in tradicional flava flav fasion. A spokesman for PE said, "I told him not to do it because he forgot his plimpsoles, but he would not listen" |