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Title: [Article]Romney pulls out to spend more time with wives Post by: blue on February 12, 2008, 01:12:00 AM Return to article (http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3479/97/)
Quote Bowing to pressure from fellow Republicans, conservative media pundits and his numerous spouses, devout Mormon Mitt Romney announced he was no longer contesting the presidency. “If I’d stayed in, I'd have made it easier for Senator Clinton or Barack Obama to win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror,” he said. “Also, my third wife is trying for another child, and I really need to be around the compound when she's ovulating.” [img]http://www.chaser.com.au/images/stories/news/080211romney2. . . :lol: :lol: Loved the 300% increase and Giuliani bits. Title: Re: [Article]Romney pulls out to spend more time with wives Post by: pseudonym on February 12, 2008, 02:07:13 PM Nice work. :) It's good to see some quality on the front page again! Now we just need to drag the columnists back...
(The polygamy is a bit of a cheap shot - the normal Mormons [if you'll forgive the oxymoron] don't practice polygamy anymore. Only the fundamentalists. But it was still pretty funny.) Title: Re: [Article]Romney pulls out to spend more time with wives Post by: hammerondaridiculous on February 13, 2008, 09:26:59 PM Why the hell would you let a man with three wives run the country?
Think about it for a mo... He's either such a good husband that he can keep three women perpetually satisfied - so therefore he's just not going to have the time and energy required to run a country! (but you have to admire his stamina) or He'd be three times as nagged & henpecked! In which case he's just not going to have the time and energy required to run a country! (And who want's a pussy-whipped president?) Unless he was planning to make some clandestine use of the secret service & some presidential privelidge to thin out the ranks. :wink: * *Note: that was a long sly wink with the nose being finger tapped! It allegedly implied Secret Service Snipers, grassy nolls, motorcades, dead wives, and somthing else to blame on Osama Bin-Laden! There's nothing so patriotic as getting your (least favorite) wife shot for your country! :lol: Title: Re: [Article]Romney pulls out to spend more time with wives Post by: Rob Banks on February 15, 2008, 04:46:20 PM In the words of Frankie Howard of Up Pompeii fame "how does he do it?" Three wives! It's hard enough have one wife and a mistress, ask Richard Pratt. I tried juggling three girl friends, eventually I had to drop one.
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