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Title: [Article]`Gigli` no better on Blu-ray
Post by: Rob Banks on February 15, 2008, 05:07:18 PM
English is a difficult language for even the cleverest of Anglo-Saxons, when you add Legalese it is even more difficult. First 'High definition' has nothing to do with technology, it is simply a semi-factual statement made by some half-witted advertising guru. He was 'high' when he made the 'definition' of the new super extra large sized screens required for more boring television that requires a whole wall or for renovators to come in and knock out a wall. I don't know why people just don't use the back fence, or even the front fence so it can drown out the noisy traffic and/or the neighbours kids. If there is nothing on it can be used for a good game of hand ball, or practice your tennis swings. Now Plasma, that is a total lie, you try and put your hand into it, it's not plasma. LCD now that one is funny, it means Last Credit Disposed, unless you pay cash.


Title: Re: [Article]`Gigli` no better on Blu-ray
Post by: Biscuit on February 15, 2008, 05:22:14 PM
Nice story, and even slightly amusing!

Feel free to ignore Rob, who has clearly jabbed himself with his "I Hate The World" emo badge.


Title: Re: [Article]`Gigli` no better on Blu-ray
Post by: Rob Banks on February 15, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
Ah ha,
You are totally wrong!

The World hates me!

I actually like the World, I just don't like every thing. I change channels and everything is fine again. I couldn't live without the remote and I don't care what sort of screen it's got.

Fussy is my emo.