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The Chaser => Freaky, freaky fan posts => Topic started by: Lexii- on July 23, 2008, 11:20:50 PM



Title: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Lexii- on July 23, 2008, 11:20:50 PM
In regards to: http://www.chaser.com.au/s/index.php?board=35.0

Yes or No? Pretty simple.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Adi on July 23, 2008, 11:22:34 PM
Of course it's not a joke. No more of it on the forums, please.

Lexii, I can't help but notice your post level... ;-)


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Eliza Dolittle on July 23, 2008, 11:25:43 PM
You know my views on this.
Also ooh, very intriguing :wink:


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Fashion Zombies! on July 23, 2008, 11:28:28 PM
oh my god the chaser make jokes of things that aren't funny, doesn't that make it ok! :x*

...Thal and rudd_vs_howard answer right there.

* I'm not serious.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Lexii- on July 23, 2008, 11:30:44 PM
Lexii, I can't help but notice your post level... ;-)

Ahaha, it's funny cause I actually never noticed it until that first thread was posted and I almost didn't post in it because I thought she'd be like "yeh wel im gona rite a artical bout ur post levl" :lol:


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Adi on July 23, 2008, 11:33:43 PM
The difference there, of course, is that it's self-referential. It wasn't set by a freaky fan, but by the guys themselves. Anyway, that was back in the pre-fannieTM days.  :|


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: msj989 on July 24, 2008, 12:17:45 AM
Does this really need a thread.

It's a pretty obvious answer- no stalking is not a joke. Does it need to be taken seriosuly when suggested by a twelve year old on an internet forum? Also probably not.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Truckastina on July 24, 2008, 12:25:36 AM
OMG SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!

Also, I abjectly apologise to all those I've piffed e-sandwiches at.  And for all the guys who have received pic messages off me, they were my mum's boobs. 


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: He Man on July 24, 2008, 02:18:52 AM
Course it's a joke.  Following people, leaving threatening notes, stealing their clothes, killing their pets and putting them somewhere they'll find some time later...all in good fun.

Except, of course, that the law seems to take exception to that kind of thing, oddly enogh.  You'd think it being illegal might sort of act as evidence for it being more than a joke, but for some reason it doesn't.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Frazzy? on July 24, 2008, 02:22:09 AM
someone stole my underwear once, I didn't find it funny...


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Jealous on July 24, 2008, 02:23:43 AM
Were you wearing them at the time?  :-P


Although that would have freaked me out too...


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Frazzy? on July 24, 2008, 02:28:12 AM
no, but the thief was wearing his when my dog stole a chunk of them...


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Mez on July 24, 2008, 02:37:33 AM
Haha.  Good dog.  Your dog looks like my dog, Frazz, but it sounds like yours is several magnitudes of intelligence smarter than mine.

My white, washable teddy bear was snowdropped off the clothesline when I was four.  *sob*

I didn't get another Teddy until I was 31.*





*His name is Teddy.  Original, what?


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Frazzy? on July 24, 2008, 02:43:54 AM
Yeah, Pablo is awesomely smart,... he'll bark at the tap if his water dish is empty...
pity his son Andy didn't get the smart genes... he's just pretty, and easily distracted by shiny things... and scared of the inside of chip packets......


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Mez on July 24, 2008, 02:50:44 AM
My dog would welcome the bunny-boiler into the house and help her light the stove...


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Frazzy? on July 24, 2008, 03:03:32 AM
Pablo won't let anyone in unless you've clearly invited them in.... except plumbers, he hates plumbers.... I don't know how he can tell....


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: K-9 on July 24, 2008, 07:35:34 AM
He can probably smell them a mile off. 'Eau Du Plumber' would probably be quite pungent to a dog. Did he have a bad experience with a plumber once or something?


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Frazzy? on July 24, 2008, 06:18:39 PM
yeah,.. When he was a puppy...
 A plumber at our house got electricuted, and the was a huge bang, and the poor dude got thrown across the room almost landing on the puppy....

The plumber was lucky,.. if he had been holding on to the ladder at the time he probably would've been killed.... luckily he put both hands in the pool of live water in our attic....


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Adi on July 24, 2008, 07:41:46 PM
I love where this thread has gone :lol:


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Erubadhriel on July 24, 2008, 07:44:35 PM
my dog hates asians.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Jealous on July 24, 2008, 07:46:06 PM
my dog hates asians.

Isn't that some comedian's routine... It sounds extremely familiar...


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: msj989 on July 24, 2008, 07:46:30 PM
my dog hates asians.

So do I.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Jealous on July 24, 2008, 07:47:37 PM
So do I.

It's easy to say things like that over the internet, but would you in real life?


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Adi on July 24, 2008, 07:48:15 PM
So do I.
A girl at my school got dragged in front of the principal and deputies for making rude comments about all the Asian international students and was threatened with suspension for being racist. She really is, though.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Frazzy? on July 24, 2008, 07:49:32 PM
well, they taste awful....


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: msj989 on July 24, 2008, 07:51:41 PM
It's easy to say things like that over the internet, but would you in real life?

Not in front of an Asian anyway  :wink:

Lexi want to start another thread about 'do you consider racism 'funny'?'

(I'm not being serious.)


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Invisible Friend. on July 27, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
I am a stalker.

Though I have only stalked people who let me. :P


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Samhain on July 27, 2008, 04:58:15 PM
Hey, get fucked all you, Asian-haters.

ASIANS FUCK THE WHAT!!!


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: msj989 on July 27, 2008, 05:26:34 PM
I thought this thread was locked


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Erubadhriel on July 27, 2008, 05:27:02 PM
nope. the other two were.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Truckastina on July 27, 2008, 07:41:26 PM
I hate Asians.  Some evil Asian biotch came to my house, ate my bread, bruised my armpit and then wouldn't even make out with me.

Continent of fail.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: grooviechickie on July 27, 2008, 10:06:53 PM
I can't believe I voted. I don't care enough.  :|

Trucka, I'm sorry about your armpit. I'll snog it better in December.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Truckastina on July 28, 2008, 02:52:57 PM
 :-D  CHOICE!!!


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: Samhain on July 29, 2008, 10:03:10 PM
Trucka, I'm sorry about your armpit. I'll snog it better in December.

Good practice before you munch her carpet. :)


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: He Man on July 31, 2008, 10:37:40 AM
Actually, I'm told the technique is a bit different.


Title: Re: Do you consider stalking "a joke"?
Post by: pseudonym on July 31, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
Yeah - the armpit clitoris is slightly larger, and a little less sensitive.