However doubt has shrouded Mr Howard's comments after reporters from The Chaser's War on Everything asked President Bush to drink a glass of water while Mr Howard listed three reasons why Obama would make a shotty president.

Mr Bush refused to drink the water as the United States is currently on terror alert level 3, and after level 2 the president refuses to drink anything but his own urine.

Adding to the speculation were the usual wires which hung over Mr Howard's limbs, though he again shrugged them off as microphone insulation. Eyebrows were also raised after the Prime Minister addressed the press with "My fellow Austrians."

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Doubt raised after student's grandmother dies for the eleventh time.      Man finds channel 10 ads pretentious and overly dramatic.

G'day Julie,

Very funny and yet accurate simultaneously.

Cheers,

Ben Lynch

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Allens Lollies CEO arrested for bringing snakes on a plane.      Debnam vows to slash tax payers.       Man in intensive care after violent cinema shooshing.

"The Prime Minister also pointed out that his stance on Obama is in keeping with his Government’s long-term policy of refusing to apologise to blacks." - too true

What is it with article's repeating the first 2 sentences?

heh