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Watts carefully weighing up which Bananarama hit will really get the party jumpingA suburban engagement party was rescued at the eleventh hour
this week, thanks to the quick thinking of a plucky DJ. Despite the
open bar
and extensive buffet, attendees refused to mingle, drink too much or
properly
celebrate the upcoming union of the guests of honour. The crisis was
only averted by the narrowest of margin. . .
The scariest thing is that every weekend, in the depth of a friday night, at a hall or hired room at a western RSL club, no matter where you are in Australia, this shit still happens. It can be quite disturbing if you find yourself at one of these shindigs. The people who should be locked up are the ones who actually no how to dance the nut-bush song or think they are Kevin Bacon when footloose comes on.