Well, they do say you should write about what you know.

That's why I always write about drugged-up whorish hippies! 

I wonder if this was written about Squiggles?

i'm hardly muse-like.
(more, moose-like....)
 

good one!!!

Let us award her the James Goatpee Nobel Prize for Literature...*

...how about a white South African professor of Literature who teaches at a South African university writing a book about a white South African professor of Literature who teaches at a South African university?
(let us encourage him to write the flattest, dullest prose of all time, to fill his work with cliches, to preach his views on the meaning of literature, to prostrate himself before the Ancients (Thucydides, Socrates, Mark Latham, etc) for all white male characters to be the same gormless, spineless quavering-whisperers, as he is... Then let's compound the travesty by awarding him the Booker and Nobel prizes.)

*Nobel Prize= An award presented by a committee of white-haired whiteys to the most mediocre in several fields. Given in memory of Alfred Nobel, inventor of dynamite. Past winners have included Yassar Arafat (Recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize) And Neils Bohr (For the invention of the Nuclear Bomb) and Robert Sturtevant (for writing The Secret Life of Douglas Manson, and publicising it with a hoax terrorist attack upon Sydney)

Farewell, bipedally symmetrical