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[Article]Meet The Nominees Part 2: Republicans
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Catriona McKay
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« on: May 25, 2007, 02:16:39 AM »
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And so it is with gusto and
much fanfare that the band strikes up a stirring rendition of Stars
and Stripes Forever, and the Grand Old Party's hopefuls assemble to
be measured against the brutal yardstick of truth. Here they are, ladies
and gentlemen - the men who would be President, should America decide
for some unfathomable reason that the Republicans deserve another chance.




 




[span class=contentheading]Senator Sam Brownback[/span]




Aside from havi. . .
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2007, 02:18:36 AM »
Ahhh....this is why half of America doesn't vote...
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2007, 01:35:06 PM »
Gregor, another great piece.  cheesy  I'm glad you're writing again on a semi-regular basis!

But... wow... the Republicans really have nothing this election.  Every one of those candidates is a freak.  I don't think much of Hilary and co, but up against this lot, it would seem that the Dems have it in the bag. 

Then again, had you done a "meet the candidates" piece 8 years ago and given the same kind of treatment to GW, I would've laughed and said the same thing.  undecided
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 05:24:22 PM »
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Haha, informative and amusing!
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 05:41:40 PM »
The way I see it after reading these articles is that the poor American people are screwed no matter who they choose. Thank God that here in Australia our choices are so much better.
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2007, 05:48:07 PM »
What ever happened to big Arnie's designs on the presidency?

Conan: The election was also a Victory for Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's
referendum on Stem cell research passed in California.
Arnold Schwarzenegger "lips": Was my initiative! I'll create an army
Conan: Clones?
Arnold Schwarzenegger "lips": Ya, ya. The Clones with alien
cyborgs, to build an unstoppable cyberclone voting bloc -- and then the
cyberclone voters will say, "Arnold, you must be the next President
after Bush!"
Conan: now, wait a minute, wait a minute, Arnold, you can't
be President. You weren't born in America.
Arnold Schwarzenegger "lips": The cyberclones don't care about that! they
only care about strong leadership and fiscal responsibility!
Conan: oh, I see. Arnold, it's in the constituion
Arnold Schwarzenegger "lips": the cyberclones the eat constitutions! Their
cyberbellies with nutrient-rich -- they will then lift me to the white
house, where I sit down on my desk, and pull the cigar out of my mouth,
turn to the camera and say -- "it's clonely at the top."
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