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[Article]Jessica Fletcher charged with 689 murders
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« on: May 30, 2007, 05:14:59 PM »

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Fletcher showed no emotion other than moxie in courtPopular mystery writer Jessica Fletcher
has been charged with 689 homicides previously declared solved.
Police say Fletcher concocted an
image as a harmless busybody and amateur sleuth as a means of
avoiding suspicion, allowing to kill her victims with means varying from a marble bust toppled from a roof-top to a rigged stunt
man's gun. She . . .

She should have been charged, tried and committed years before for her lead role in "Bed Knobs and Broomsticks"
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 07:45:43 PM »

haha
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 10:22:17 PM »

This was absolutely brilliant - and so true of almost every crime show on TV.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 11:39:14 PM »

Brilliant. Now all I need to do is get the theme song out of my head.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 06:29:40 PM »

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She should have been charged, tried and committed years before for her lead role in "Bed Knobs and Broomsticks"

but i liked that movie 
it was one of my childhood favourites


but on another note...  cheesy very good article
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 09:07:10 PM »

Perhaps now Channel 10 will stop showing Murder She Wrote re-runs during the holidays and replace it with something more compelling and meaningful, like The Jerry Springer Show.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2007, 01:20:45 PM »

Well.  I guess I better stop telling people that my biological mother is JB Fletcher, the writer.  (Plus it really upsets my mum)
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2007, 11:28:19 PM »

Statistically, I see your point!
Yet you condemn a fine caring sharing citizen through the use of statistics, slander and in-her-endo!

That's not how crime is proved in our robust, fair minded, non politically tainted society!

Is there any DNA evidence, like semen stains on any of her clothing? I Think not!
(really, who would be sick enough to poke those wrinkles out?)

Only a sick bastard that can be blamed for either crime, could be!

He either murdered the victim to please Jessica, or he....,

*"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I shudder for good reason"*"

Did Jessica to please her  shocked.

There's a justifiable plea bargain right there, and you all know it!
The Criminal was not just insane!, but he had NO taste!

On another, somewhat distasteful note, who was the unlucky cop that did the scrape?
(Was he just another uniformed sicko, hiding behind his badge!, Or is HE the perp! - You Decide!)

Jessica must be innocent, Jessica's a *gasp* celebrity!

Even if she is found guilty, surely her crime is only worth 45 days detention, with half of that removed for good  behavior!

She even promises to buy a small dog she can keep in her purse!

Free Jessica Your Honour, Free Her!

Or at least let her do "roomy's" with paris!
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