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[Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
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Mr Pants
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[Article]Bush and Howard now closer than ever: in polls
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Howard and Bush: together aloneEmbattled President George W. Bush says he now values John Howard's friendship more than ever. "After all these years, John and I find ourselves in a similar situation," he said during a joint press conference at APEC. "I'm prevented from being re-elected by the US Constitution, and he's prevented by public opinion."
"We were together on. . .
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Mr Pants
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It needed something for at the end. The puchline didn't have a lot of 'punch' if you know what I mean.
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Greasy Belcher
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Has anyone heard of this thing : PNAC.
Project for a New Australia Century.
10 years ago a political think tank assembled to form a mandate to be presented to the government outlining a proposal to keep Australia at the forefront of international political lampooing. The manifesto drew up a plan to manipulate the media for political purposes and to adopt strategic positions in the Church Media Police Government. It sounds like a conspiracy theory but its all true.
The CEO of the Church Media Police Government is nun other than Sister Imelda DeMarcos the Turd (formerly know as prince Diana Doris Day of the Later day Anna Nicloes). After the sex change and botox she became Pope Benedict of the cathloic church. This was years after leaving the Hitler youth insearch of a more right wing organisation.
Currently Sister Imelda DeMarcos it hiding within the body of George W Ashington and encased in a marble tomb beneath capitol hill. This lower 4th dimensional reptillian overlord is now in posesstion of John Howards body and is negotiating a deal to have a pretzel factory on the built moon.
I flew over the australian government head quarters in Canberra today and as I was looking out of the window I happened to be holding an American One Dollar Bill to the window. I relised then that the whole complex is a replica of the all seeing eye on the back of the american dollar bill. This worried me at first until I remembered that the building was build buy an american free mason, Phew, nothing sinister going on there.
Anyway Project For A New Australian Century.
If all the world leaders appear for their group photo dressed in Kakee pants, Jackeroo Hats with corks and holding cans of VB / Fosters / XXXX then that is a sign to warn those in the know that the shits about to hit the frying pan, Duck. The Church Media Police Government (Also know as the Daily Telograph will then begin a new campaign of muslims with beards on the front page and the war will begin. I've started digging a fall out shelter in my garden and am perfecting the art of tin foil hat making from old sandwich wrappers.
Peace On Earth, Techno, Techno, Techno.
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actually bush would never be re-elected even if he tried. He has a current disapproval rating of 75%. that means 75% of all americans think he sucks. Among democrats he has a 97% disapproval rating. Not to mention he is already considered the worst president in the history of the united states.
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I like that punchline, from memory of 7:30 report last night, Rudd pretty much had no luck telling the president with withdrawing troops for the 'negotiation' plan. Gee, what a surprise *rolls eyes*
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Unlike Kevin Rudd, John Howard prefers the male type of 'Bush'.
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Trucka 2.2
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Quote from: chaz493 on September 07, 2007, 02:44:36 AM
actually bush would never be re-elected even if he tried. He has a current disapproval rating of 75%. that means 75% of all americans think he sucks. Among democrats he has a 97% disapproval rating. Not to mention he is already considered the worst president in the history of the united states.
When you don't have compulsory voting, only the wingnuts come out to vote. The good ol' fashioned bible loving gun toting wingnuts.
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Quote from: chaz493 on September 07, 2007, 02:44:36 AM
actually bush would never be re-elected even if he tried.
Bush can't be re-elected. US presidents are restricted to 2 terms.
And whilst we're at it, Arnie can't be elected Pres because he wasn't born in the US
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