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[Article]How Not to Die from the Heat
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« on: June 26, 2006, 05:15:25 PM »
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A Hansen How-To Guide™.

A few weeks ago, Today Tonight told us January was going to be a rather hot month – a bold prediction for the middle of summer in Australia. Yet it seems to have proven somewhat true!

The fact is, hot weather is DANGEROUS. It can lead to FATIGUE, THIRST and HOTNESS. If you absolutely HAVE to go outside in the heat this summer, here are some TECHNIQUES and PRECAUTIONS that will help you STAY COOL.[/. . .

i think 50km is a more reasonable length, along with a water-accelerator so that you are not waiting 3hrs for the water from the tap to reach you.
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 06:58:34 PM »
just make sure not to burn your mouth on the water after it has spent the last 50km heating up inside the hose in the hot sun. 
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 09:25:57 PM »
Why not power a water cooler with that generator on your back
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2006, 09:25:15 PM »
haha. some very good ideas there. lol
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 10:43:41 AM »
How are you going to carry the accelerator

2hands on the hose
any way Ha Ha
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 01:18:00 PM »
Sorry champ- nobody cares what you have to say on this matter anymore.

I have an idea for you to try, though.   We all love it when newbies ressurect old threads- the more ancient, the better.

Go forth, find those threads and make some sort of banal comment that reflects all too well your idiocy and watch the praise for you flood in!
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 08:36:28 PM »
What if, none of these work, and I die on my birthday?
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 08:42:57 PM »
well i guess it'd suck to be you then, wouldn't it.
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