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[Article]Lazy man hoping unironed clothes become fashionable
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« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 11:22:43 PM »

I'm not positive about everything, I'm just desperate to read more chaser stuff. I'm deprived Sad

I doubt this article was actually written by one of the chaser guys
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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 11:59:41 PM »

I doubt this article was actually written by one of the chaser guys

I do too, I didn't think it was... by "chaser" I ment, the writers not the onscreen guys

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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2008, 12:34:06 AM »

So, I take you guys believe The Chaser is just the few guys who appear on screen?

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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2008, 12:44:17 AM »

So, I take you guys believe The Chaser is just the few guys who appear on screen?

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Uh, no, clearly not. I said the writers not the onscrean guys.

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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2008, 10:46:05 AM »

I doubt this article was actually written by one of the chaser guys

Aliens have hacked the site!!!!!  shocked  shocked  shocked


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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2008, 03:33:57 PM »

So, I take you guys believe The Chaser is just the few guys who appear on screen?

 cheesy

Actually I thought it was only Andrew Hansen
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2008, 10:23:35 PM »

*congas through thread*
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2008, 10:31:34 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2008, 10:31:50 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2008, 10:39:44 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2008, 10:41:29 PM »

The whole point was to copy them.  tongue
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2008, 12:47:20 PM »

Here, for your reading pleasure is my anti-tie rant, that I sent to the Female General manger of the organisation I work for.

I hope this helps anyone else in this position.
Anything that may identify my employer has been removed, or re-phrased.

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Dear General Manager,

The stated duties in my current position are;

- Participate in the conduct and development of technical training programs and training manuals for XXXX staff and clients.

- Liaise with management on analysis, development and maintenance of XXXX specific software applications.

- Assist with analysis, development and delivery of XXXX product utilising software applications and multi-media technologies.

- Investigate and correct equipment failure in computer, audio, video, television, computer, and related technology on an on-call basis.

- Develop, implement and monitor technical procedures for equipment maintenance and testing schedules

- Liaise with management, staff and external bodies on equipment and software purchase, maintenance, selection and/or modification and ensure compliance with XXXX guidelines in relation to purchasing and asset management.

- Develop, implement and monitor safe workshop practices.

The requirement to wear a suit and tie was not included anywhere on the duty statement for my current position. As XXXX does not supply a corporate uniform, the only requirement that I know of is that I wear neat casual clothing (ie: slacks & shirt with a collar)

I normally wear a suit to work as a compromise to the desires of XXXX management for staff to present a ‘corporate image’, even though I do not consider suits to be practical for the work I do.
As a Technician this quite often involves crawling around on XXXX floors, behind dust covered equipment racks and the like to resolve A/V faults. I have already damaged several suits to the point of no longer being able to wear them to work whilst in this position. I have since resorted to buying suits from the op-shop in order to minimise costs to myself.

Over the past year, I have been excluded from many activities which are listed on my duty statement, indeed many of them have been included on other people’s job descriptions, seemingly as a result of my refusal to wear a tie.

My reasons for not wearing a tie whilst performing my duties are –

- XXXX has had a female training officer present courses to XXXX staff in the past, and to the best of my knowledge she did not wear a tie, nor was tie wearing was an issue.
   
- XXXX also has female XXXX staff working closely with XXXX clients every day, and they are not required to wear ties.

- I have worked in nearly every site of XXXX across the state of Victoria, and as far as I have been able to acertain, no female staff throughout the XXXXX is required to wear ties.
   
-Three of the senior managers in XXXX are female, I have never seen them wear ties, even though they represent XXXX at meetings with overseas, interstate, departmental and XXXXX clients and/or interested parties.

-In the light of this, I believe the any requirement by managers for men to wear ties must be considered to be a form of sex discrimination, which runs contrary to the XXXXXXX stated position as an equal opportunity employer.

- In the course of my duties, I work mainly on Audio Visual equipment, often working behind equipment racks and under tables, and am sometimes required to work on equipment with moving gears inside. I believe a tie is a safety hazard in these situations. If the tie got caught in gears, the potential exists to drag me face-first into the equipment.

- I am usually trying to resolve problems in great haste when working behind equipment racks or under tables and a tie can catch on things. As a tie is basically little more than a cloth noose, this could cause strangulation (however temporarily). I don’t believe self administered capital punishment is a requirement of my (or any) position.

- I sometimes repair equipment with static-sensitive chips inside. given my current rate of pay, I would only ever be able to afford cheap nylon ties, which readily conduct static electricity. If was wearing such a tie while working on such equipment, and it fell across one the terminals of one of these chips, there is the potential to cause further damage to the equipment I am trying to repair, therefore increasing the cost of repair to XXXX.

- I find ties extremely uncomfortable to wear. As I have been involved in singing since early high school, I believe my neck may be thicker than the average person’s as a result of this, and other work I have done in the past, though I have never had need to check. I'm never able do up the top button of any shirt I wear, and any time I have tried it has led to discomforts such as headaches, breathing difficulties, and a feeling of constriction on my part.

- I do not understand what a tie is for! I do not wear earrings, bracelets, chains, rings on my fingers or any form of jewellery as I consider most forms of jewellry to be a safety hazard in the sort of work I do, and adornments such as these things do not interest me.

If it is ruled that I am required to wear a tie, I ask that XXXX should bear the cost of such ties, and also the cost of replacing my business shirts with shirts of a suitable neck size.


Yours Sincerely

One very pissed off employee (actually, I just signed my name)
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For some reason, the general manager never replied  cheesy

But I can ALWAYS tell when new senior management have been reading personnell files, they always make some oblique tie reference.
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« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2008, 01:03:55 PM »

Ahh, that's great (and insane...and funny). I realised I didn't own any ties recently, and I had to buy one for a wedding. I got a bright red one with a black skull & crossbones on it from Faster Pussycat in Newtown. As soon as I got to the church, my mate said, "You realise this is a wedding, not a funeral, don't you?"
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« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2008, 01:52:48 PM »

Must be a great company to work for hammer, do you get free beer?  wink
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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2008, 02:00:07 PM »

 cheesy cheesy  Great letter, Hammer.

"- I find ties extremely uncomfortable to wear. As I have been involved in singing since early high school, I believe my neck may be thicker than the average person’s as a result of this, and other work I have done in the past, though I have never had need to check."

That's the most brilliant excuse for a thick neck I've ever heard!  cheesy cheesy
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