There's not much chance of seeing me in a Dress Mez.
Just the sight of me in budgie smugglers is enough to send people screaming from the beach.


(Though I do prefer to call them 'Galah Smugglers' - as the item being smuggled is much larger than a budgie, pink in colour, & fetches a higher price on the market)   


Aren't dressed crosses called scarecrows anymore?

Or do you now call scarecrows  'Androgynous avian deflection devices',
just  to be politically correct