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Steve Irwin's daughter Bindi has made
a series of carefully stage-managed media appearances to refute claims
she is being manipulated. "Dad's manager told me to tell you that
I'm totally in control," Bindi said at a live press conference, now
also available on DVD. "And I really want to get those toys he promised
me."
The West Papuan tribe at the centre of
the Naomi Robson controversy has clarified that even though Naomi
Robson was clearly possessed by malign spirits, they were not be
willing to eat her. "Even if we did still eat humans, we don't
like the taste of bile," an elder said.
Pop-opera supergroup Il Divo has been forced to cancel its world tour
after the foiled terrorist plot in Britain led to bans on liquids such
as hair gel into hand-luggage. "Without inflight access to personal
grooming products, our hairstyles will suffer, undoing all
our years of hard work," Swiss tenor Urs Bühler said. "Il Divo simply
cannot perform under these conditions." "Imagine if an adoring fan travelling on the same flight saw one of us
with a hair out of place," he added. "Mein Gott, I'd rather be blown
up."
After a series dogged by controversy, Big Brother has been won by Jamie Brooksby, a 23 year-old who
sexually harassed only himself for the course of the program. The last man
standing from a group of diverse housemates drawn from different promotional
modelling agencies, Brooksby won the heart of Australia by combining the hair of
David Beckham with the poetry of Russell Crowe.
Actor Mel Gibson says he regrets his arrest for driving under the
influence of alcohol last Friday. The deeply religious Gibson explained
that he was over the legal limit after indulging in an "extended
communion session" to plan The Passion Of The Christ II: Judgement Day.
Gibson has checked himself into a rehab clinic this week, but it's
unsure whether he is receiving treatment for his problem with alcohol
or his problem with Jews.
