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Sunday, 19 March 2006 |
 Shane's not as happy as he could be about Kate Moss's fall from grace. Especially since he's never even tried cocaine.
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Saturday, 11 March 2006 |
 This week Shane takes a pot-shot at an Aussie TV star who gets fewer Google hits than he does.
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Sunday, 05 March 2006 |
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 A non-definitive list of boring shit. Add your own entries in the comments section – assuming you have any talent, you ugly, dreary little pest.
Honestly, Shane intended to write a topical article on Ange Pulvirenti this week, but he ended up drinking a lot and going to the zoo with his girlfriend, so he put Ange Pulvirenti - Backstage Arse on ice for a week. |
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Sunday, 26 February 2006 |
 He might not be a poet, but Shane Cubis can rhyme with the best of them. Well, if he had the energy he probably could. What you'll actually get this week is a collection of stories about derros, westies, bogans and broomheads, as well as a loose lyrical framework in which they might have all fit. If you've ever encountered a dole bludger on his way to buy Winnie Reds and a longneck of VB, this is the column for you. And if you haven't, then Shane's always open to invitations to stay at the Lodge, since you're not using it... |
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Sunday, 19 February 2006 |
 A few weeks ago Shane moved from Wollongong to Sydney in a bid for sanity. His life has been a whirlwind ever since as his hayseed brain's had to cope with the hustle, bustle and general filth of the Big Smoke. But hey – a 20 minute bus ride's far, far better than a 90 minute train trip. Each way. |
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Sunday, 12 February 2006 |
 Shane Cubis takes a break from the online majesty of World Of Warcraft to write some words about nerds and technology. Expect some random theories, outright lies and a predictable ending, some of which might even be vaguely related to the topic. Now it’s back to slaying pigmen for the greater glory of the Tauren people of Azeroth…those shamanic abilities aren't gonna earn themselves. |
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Monday, 06 February 2006 |
 Shane Cubis becomes one of those fat, whiny fourtysomethings in local pubs, watching shitty local bands and complaining that everyone's sold out and everything's shit before throwing up on their faded, autographed Doug Anthony All Stars shirts and taking home some impressionable young tart, showing her their extensive record collection, which they refer to as 'vinyl', and trying to fuck them. Oh yeah, he talks about the new Johnny Cash movie, too. P.S. Who woulda guessed he'd use this picture to introduce the story? |
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Friday, 27 January 2006 |
 There’s a lot of shit on our screens at the moment, and a great deal of it is Australian. This is not to say that foreign muck like Big Momma’s House 2 and Amelie haven’t also been stinking up our cinemas, but much of the blame for this country losing its cultural way can be put squarely on the shoulders of our filmmakers. Worry no more, people of Australia. Shane Cubis has a five-movie plan to get the industry back on its feet, and there’ll be no “landscape as character” or dim working class folk in gaudy clothes and screechy accents. |
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Thursday, 19 January 2006 |
 This week Shane Cubis channels the souls of every complaining blogger and LiveJournal loser on this public toilet we call the Internet – meaning he whinges in a freeform manner about all matter of pseudo-intellectual topics. He also kind of tries to pick a fight with co-columnist Gregor Stronach, but backs down at the last minute, and uses far too many question marks. Interested? Why wouldn't you be? Answer me! |
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Monday, 16 January 2006 |
 This week Shane Cubis and his sidekick "Dirty" Dave Hicks (the champoid Canberran cricketer, not the Al-Qaeda operative) went deep into the heart of Hollywood, battling snakes and Nazis, to bring you lot this invaluable jewel – the script for Indiana Jones 4: The Legend of Curly's Gold. |
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