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Despite regularly winning the Thursday night trivia at his local
watering hole, history buff Gerald Sugden failed to answer a single
question correctly during his one-night stint on the Nine Network’s Temptation.
Viewers say Sugden occasionally attempted to press his buzzer, but for
the most part sat silently, with an intense look of sweaty, baffled
concentration.
Schools all across Australia
have stridently denied the Federal Government's allegation that left-wing
teachers are indoctrinating Rock Eisteddfod participants. "There's only one way
to fight the insulting assertion that we don't have minds of our own," said
Year 11 student Karen Carlon. "And that's with some snappy choreography to Queen
and David Bowie's Under Pressure."
Seeking to follow in the footsteps of well-received movies
like Spider-Man 3, Shrek The Third and Pirates Of The
Caribbean: At World's End, director Stephen Herek has announced plans to
make Bill & Ted's Radical Pilgrimage later this year. "I think the
time is right for us to all learn what happened to the dudes 16 years on," he
said. "Are they still married to the babes? Are the Wyld Stallyns still
together?"
In the wake of fresh crackdowns on unlawful file-sharing,
Peter Andre has announced that he personally has no problem with people making
digital copies of his work and trading them online. "If the people want to hear
my work, who am I to stand in their way?" he said. "I sang 'Gimme Little
Sign' for the fans, not for the money."
According to millions of overweight, socially awkward
players worldwide, life on Earth cannot hope to compete with a virtual
existence comprised of heroic adventure, powerful magic and sexy maidens in
need of rescue from dragons. For many, attaining level 70 in World Of
Warcraft is a far more worthy achievement than anything they could hope to
accomplish outside the game.
