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After having to live with conservative prime ministers for
nearly 30 years, British liberals are hoping Tony Blair's retirement will give their nation its first left-wing government in decades and a return to the glory days of Harold Wilson. "We're all holding our breath," said Labour voter Eric Cudlipp.
"Maybe now we'll see some power returned to trade unions, welfare reform and a government that isn't in lockstep with Republican warmongers."
Former Patrick Stevedores CEO Chris Corrigan has slammed
the ABC docu-drama Bastard Boys for what he calls a one-sided representation of the
waterfront dispute. In response, Corrigan and the Howard Government are
developing a plan to replace the entire ABC drama department with scab
scriptwriters trained in Dubai.
NCIS fan and regular
visitor to the Suicide Girls website Gary Bullock has admitted he only joined
revolutionary political group Socialist Alliance on the chance that he "would meet some hot goth babes". Bullock, who cares nothing about the exchange
of blood for oil and rides a Ducati motorbike, nevertheless agreed to sell
copies of Green Left Weekly in a local mall "as long as that chick with
the dreadlocks and neck tattoo shows me the ropes".
New MySpace user Emily Lee, 14, says she feels neglected by her new
friend, the company's CEO Tom Anderson. Lee was delighted when
she first signed up for the site, and found she already had him listed
as a friend, and had even received a message from the man she describes
as a "really cool guy". But now she is beginning to doubt that Tom looked at her profile at all, "if that is even his real name".
The UN Security
Council has admitted it is in clear breach of its own 2007 New Year's
Resolution. SC Resolution #1738, which stated council members would "Join
the gym - and this time really stick with it" was struck in a
mood of optimism at the first meeting of the year. However, it waned
through March and April, and has now "floundered completely", as a
spokesman put it. 
