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Geriatric rockstar Keith Richards has hit out at the media this month, claiming he was joking when he told British music mag NME
he had snorted his dad Bert's remains in 2002. The Rolling Stones
guitarist says the media are "making a mountain out of a relatively
small pile of cadaver-infused cocaine."
Convicted
terrorist David Hicks will soon return to Australia under a plea
bargain that will see him serve nine months in jail and bar him from
commenting on his case. Hicks has been warned that under a variation
on the US's famous Miranda Rights, anything he says can be used
against him in a non-court of retrospective law.
A suburban engagement party was rescued at the eleventh hour
this week, thanks to the quick thinking of a plucky DJ. Despite the open bar
and extensive buffet, attendees refused to mingle, drink too much or properly
celebrate the upcoming union of the guests of honour. The crisis was only averted by the narrowest of margins after the DJ finally succeeded in breaking the ice with Tina Turner's 1973
hit 'Nutbush City Limits'.
When
Special Agent Olivia Martinez started a sting operation to catch
online sex predator Karl Bute Jnr, she thought it would be a routine
assignment. She never suspected that the man she was entrapping would
end up entrapping her heart.
The Government has approved the sale of 49% of Qantas to overseas
investors after securing a deal to protect jobs, regional air services
and itself from damaging fallout ahead of the next election. "If the
sale goes ahead, I want to reassure our loyal customers that we will
still call Australia home," CEO Geoff Dixon said. "Primarily in our
marketing campaigns."
