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After an Oscars acceptance speech filled with hot air, Al Gore was
quick to plant a tree to ensure that he did not contribute to global
warming. It is the 56,923nd tree Gore has been forced to plant since he
started travelling the world to deliver his lengthy lecture on his
personal story and the reasons he should have won in 2000, as well as
giving a few quick pointers on climate change.
An unapologetic
Tony Blair has announced that British troops will begin a phased
withdrawal from Iraq. “We decided that our situation in the country
was no longer tenable,” said the embattled Prime Minister. “And
then we waited three years.”
John Howard has declined to withdraw his comments about Barack Obama’s
policy on Iraq, claiming that cutting and running from the fight with
the prospective Presidential nominee would only embolden the Democrats.
The Prime Minister also pointed out that his stance on Obama is in
keeping with his Government’s long-term policy of refusing to apologise
to blacks.
Almost four years into her 100,000 word PhD in Visual
Communications, Janet Wasserman is beginning to sincerely regret her
chosen area of inquiry. Her still incomplete thesis, entitled The
perverse in the Buffyverse: RE:reading Performative Gender Roles
and their subversion in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, has become
something of an embarrassment to her.
Following Sylvester Stallone's promotional visit to Sydney,
Customs have decided to pursue the aging action star to the full extent of
their power after a routine X-ray of the 60-year-old's luggage revealed some
prohibited items, including steroids, photos of his horrific mother and a pirated
copy of Party At Kitty And Stud's.
