This mannequin ensures his thoughts are safe from government control

“An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.”

A scientist, possibly in charge of a Government mind control device

Can these men be believed? Certainly, they look like ‘scientists’, with their fancy $250,000 machine. But did you know that the institution where they work regularly receives research money from the very same Government they purport to be investigating? Their study has already been attacked by at least one tinfoil hat authority.

“I theorize,” its author writes, “that the study is, in fact, NWO propaganda designed to spread FUD against deflector beanie technology, and aluminum shielding in general, in order to disembeanie paranoids, leaving them open to mind control.”

But what if the AFDB was simply a ruse to further popularize the foil-hat, thereby making minions of us all? Of only one thing can we be sure – remove all dental fillings.

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