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As the holiday season approaches, it’s time to cherish the time that we spend with our loved ones. When you’re not ruffling the hair of rosy-cheeked children, sweltering next to a Yuletide log, staying up hoping to catch a glimpse of Santa, or getting half-cut on egg-nog as you tend the BBQ; gather the family round the old PC and play some of these celebrity-themed flash games. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll discover the true meaning of Christmas. Mary-Kate Olsen’s Crack Man
 Mary-Kate Olsen trying to recapture the dizzying highs of Full House
Difficulty: 5 I couldn’t figure out how to make Mary-Kate move, so I guess that’s either “high”, or “my computer is broken”. Fun: 4 Hard to tell. See “difficulty”. But seeing as how it’s pretty much the same as PacMan, it’s probably fun. Quote: “Mary-Kate, you know cocaine is illegal” The Bill Cosby Fun Game  Soon you too will sell the corpse of Steve Urkel on E-bay
Difficulty: 3 As in real-life, the only hard part is knowing when to sell Urkel’s corpse on eBay and buy the shovel. Fun: 5 Cosby sued. Escape from Neverland  Make sure no-one escapes to testify
Difficulty: 3 The children’s feeble legs are no match for your net gun. Fun: 3 This game is quite fun to begin with, but the fun is diminished by thinking about what a horrible child-molesting manfreak the singer of ‘ABC’ has become. Tara Reid’s Ass-Roids  Who would have thought such an unflattering caricature would be an improvement?
Difficulty: 4 Alright, I couldn’t make this one work either. Fun: 4 The intro with Tara Reid is very annoying, but then so is Tara Reid. Do you have a hot tip for shITe? Email it to
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