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Like food, drinks are something that we can all enjoy, particularly if we are thirsty. Since the very beginning of the internet, people surfing the web have enjoyed nothing more than relaxing with a nice hot or cold drink. This special drinks-themed edition of Webshites celebrates the tradition of friendship between webheads and beverages of all kinds. Cheers! The Beer Belly  A Beer Belly user ingeneously disguised as a pregnant man sucking a tube
The Beer Belly is a false stomach that can be used in any situation where open consumption of contraband alcohol can lead to embarrassment or arrest. The site is full of handy tips and tricks about what to do if your booze diaphragm is detected, and how to overcome a fear of long-haul flights with a plastic sac of Cosmopolitans. “Personally we prefer to drink our beer from a cup,” the Beer Belly people say. “So instead of sucking from the hose, we route the hose down instead of up. When it’s time to fill up, down goes the zipper, out comes the hose, pop goes the cap, and into our cup goes the brew. How’s that for a conversation starter with the person next to you?” The conversation presumably goes like this: “Are you pissing into a cup and drinking it?” “No. I’m pouring beer from a bladder surreptitiously hidden under my shirt that is disguised as a fat gut.” “Oh.” The Cock-O-Lada  Cock-O-Lada...Cock-O-Licious
Visitors to the site should also note that the product is promoted by a reasonably attractive model. However much she was paid to become the face of Cock-O-Lada was not enough. There is not enough money in the world for anyone to publicly identify themselves with a drink served in a penis-shaped tube. Turkey Flavoured Soda  A collection of carbonated drinks, all more disgusting than even Dr Pepper
“Holidays can be busy and down right stressful. How can you squeeze in eating when you have much more important tasks like shopping, decorating, and partying? Well the makers of last year's popular Turkey & Gravy Soda have come up with a solution: the complete holiday meal replacement set equipped with a square meal, a straw, and a toothpick. Worried about packing on the holiday weight? Relax knowing that each flavor has no carbs, no calories, and no caffeine! Introducing 5 new, flavor filled, tasty holiday sodas: * Turkey & Gravy Soda * Cranberry Soda * Mashed Potato & Butter * Green Bean Casserole * Fruitcake Soda” Bottoms up! Do you have a hot tip for shITe? Email it to
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