The Cardinal Ratzinger Fan Club
http://www.ratzingerfanclub.com/

These guy were into the Cardinal Ratzinger way before it was cool. They weren’t Johnny Come-Latelies hopping on the Papal bandwagon after it started rolling. They were into his early stuff, like the Dominus Iesus.

Good pope, great bumper sticker

“From 1981 - 2005, Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger wasappointed head of the Catholic Church's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, whose mission is to "to promote and safeguard the doctrine on the faith and morals throughout the Catholic world" (John Paul II).

As "Grand Inquisitor" for Mother Rome, Ratzinger occupied himself in service to the Truth: correcting theological error, silencing dissenting theologians, and stomping down heresy wherever it reared its ugly head -- and, consequently, had received somewhat of a notorious reputation among the liberal media and 'enlightened' intellegensia of pseudo-Catholic universities.” It’s OK to admit that the paragraph above got you slightly horny.

Now that the Card has hit the big time, his fanclub has moved to http://www.popebenedictxvifanclub.com/, which seems to be exactly the same as the old site, only with a more high-falutin’ name. You can also pick up a “I Love My German Shepard” bumper sticker from http://www.papalshop.com/bumper/index.html. It’s “the perfect stocking filler.”

Buseyworld
www.buseyworld.com

Busey - sonofagun

“No introduction can do justice to Gary Busey. The man is larger than life, cosmic in scale. Gary Busey goes to 11. Welcome to Gary Busey. We are here to immerse ourselves in Busey, to learn Gary's life-story as if it were our own, to familiarize ourselves with his rap sheet so that we may commit copy-cat crimes, to read Gary's own words aloud to our sons and daughters, to print out pictures of Gary and tape them to our sons' and daughters' faces, to force our children to act out scenes from Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms, and to justify to ourselves why we yelled at little Lisa when her first words were "Baba" and "Mama" instead of "Gary Busey." Welcome to the journey of a lifetime. I hope you're ready for full-force, in-your-face Gary Busey, 24-7. Good luck. You'll need it.”

Known primarily as “that guy from Point Break who looks like Nick Nolte”, Gary Busey is also the father of Jake Busey, a fact fully explored by Buseyworld. Jake co-starred in 2001’s Jerry O’Connell vehicle Tomcats, where he proved that B-movie magic flows through his veins as well. “"He's a lot different than I am,” says Busey Jnr of his cigar-chomping old man. “He's always telling stories about monkeys and toads and rockets. I can never understand what he's talking about."

Michael “who is like the Lord”
http://www.m-jackson.com/info/

Michael Jackson perfume - now only available in Oman

“Do you believe in Michael Jackson?” To enter this Michael Jackson site, you must answer “Absolutely Yes” to that question. There is a button marked “No”, but it doesn’t work. Who could not believe in Michael Jackson? Why, the man is so pure of heart we can put a poorly rendered pastel drawing of him kissing a baby on the front of our webpage, without risk of offence. That’s how confident we are that all allegations were unfounded. That’s why we refer to the day the verdict was handed down as Vindication Day. The verse in Proverbs 3:6 that reads “In all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path” was written with God in mind. But it also applies to Michael Jackson. That’s why it’s there.

Be sure to explore the merchandise section, with its selection of unfortunate, dildo-shaped Michael Jackson perfumes.

“Unique Michael Jackson Mystery perfume (for men or for woman) has only been released shortly to the Dutch market. The Mystery company stopped its production before it was released to the world-wide market.”