Eamon
http://www.eamon-online.com/
http://www.frankee.org/

Eamon - Fuck It

We have added some coon [sic] new Eamon Display Pictures for MSN Messenger!”
It’s hard to imagine that Eamon’s no longer coon. When “Fuck It” was riding high in the charts, it looked like Ho-Wop was here to stay. Remember?
“Eamon (full name Eamon Doyle) is a sensational new artist with a brand new, unique style of music. His style is a combination of Hip-Hop and Do-Wop, or Ho-Wop as he calls it. This new type of tunes has been highly praised by many and welcomed as a much needed change in today's world of "produced" pop stars.”

Frankee was a session singer who pretended to be Eamon’s ex-girlfriend, cashing in with a reply single, Fuck U Right Back. A lot of people (including Eamon) said that she just did it for the money, but there is no amount of money in the world large enough to compensate for saying publicly that you let Eamon interfere with you.

"Just to clear it up once and for all, I was not involved with 'F.U.R.B.' [Fuck you right back] I have never met Frankee and she is definitely not my girlfriend or ex-girlfriend. The only way I was associated with it was when I was asked for licensing permission by Frankee's representatives, which makes me a writer on her song by copyright law. But I really didn't expect all this to come out of it, they are having fun with it, it's cool, but in the end they are paying me for their 15 minutes of fame and I welcome her to my world of Ho-Wop!"
There’s something strangely poignant about Eamon talking about someone else’s fifteen minutes of fame on planet Ho-Wop, don’t you think?

Gary Sinise
sinisefans.org 

Legs not visible in this photo

“Does Gary have legs? Yes, of course he does...However, a lot of people seem to think otherwise, so maybe this page will help explain things.Gary's legs were digitally removed in the second part of "Forrest Gump" with the help of specially designed props and special-effects magic… In the most amazing scenes, the fine folks at George Lucas' Industrial Light and Magic (who can be really proud of themselves that so many people believe Gary is legless) removed Gary's legs with the help of computers.”

I’ve always liked Gary Sinise, and knowing that he has a pair of fully functioning human legs has only increased my admiration for him.

Urkelnet
http://www.anshawn.com/urkelnet/main.html

Jaleel White is his enduring alterego

The results of the BEST URKEL INVENTION poll are also in. The winners were:
Urkel Anti-Gravity Device
Urkel Cloning Device
Urkel Time Traveler
Urkel Transformation Chamber
UrkPad

To think that this show was never given a proper wrap-up. “Instead, the 2-part season finalé, of Urkel going into space, was the series end. But by the heartfelt performances, it did not have the plot, but the feeling, of being an ending, almost like the cast already knew this was it.”

This site somehow won a Soul Search “Cool Site” award.