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They make 'em tough here in
Fremantle, a rusty port town outside Perth that's seen the money come
(mining) and go (the tough years) and come back again (the yuppies moved
in). It contains the contradictions of modern Australia, good and bad.
You can get a decaf latte in Freo, for sure, but don't be surprised
if you get a punch in the head from an irritated local made bad along
with your tiny biscotti lightly dusted with icing sugar. C'est la
vie, non ... dickhead?
It's become an unwitting but
unlikely focus for the national media throng in the wake of the death
here on Wednesday night of a 45-year-old man after a drunken brawl in
the car park of the Coolbelup Hotel. It seems that the victim was one
of three who were knocked unconscious in the Fremantle carpark, all
of whom required hospital treatment. The deadly fight, which some suggest
may have erupted over a mobile phone, was just one of a spate of fights
at pubs and clubs across the country in the space of 24 hours.
 A delighted Mundine counts one genuine win after Wednesday's bout Incidents occurred across the
country, including Perth, Adelaide, Sydney and a number of cities across
Queenland. In Perth, police attended 13 hotels, with up to 60 people
involved (well, 59 after the bloke snuffed it in Fremantle). In
Adelaide, police responded to calls at 14 pubs and hotel car parks where
(The Age reported) "fights and scuffles" broke out.
In Sydney, four men were charged over a brawl at the Railway Parade
Hotel, with one lucky bystander suffering from a fractured wrist and
another was cut across the face with a broken bottle ("but,"
our eye-witness reported, "not like, on purpose or nothing").
Capsicum spray was deployed in Noosa to avoid more serious injuries
to 3 men and a sportscar.
And the most incidents were
in – where else but Queensland, where police broke up a brawl involving
30 people in Ipswich, used batons to subdue rioters in a Townsville
RSL and arrested up to 20 people in the Brisbane CBD.
So if you do the sums, it adds
up to this: thousands of mouthy, drunken insults from boys giving it
the Big Talk. For each one of them, I figure at least two largish mates
holding him back, one slightly shorter and drunker one egging him on
and at least one beered-up slag screaming "eee's not worth it".
Out of this pool of worthies, we might guess that a mere few hundred
have the hip to match the lip. From them, come dozens for whom hard
words are matched with hard deeds, and – in these cases – punches are
thrown. And for one lucky punter in Fremantle: the ultimate prize, a
fatal injury in a car park. In all, a total 60 men were arrested and
charged with a variety of offences ranging from affray, aggravated assault
and disorderly conduct through to attempted murder (and, of course,
in the case of hapless fellow in Freo – actual murder).
The common element? Mysteriously,
ineffably, inexplicably all these fights took place on ... Wednesday
night.
That's right – the same Wednesday
when national hero Anthony Mundine enthralled a nation by edging out
serial nancy-boy Danny Green in a close-fought bout of fisticuffs. Hmmm.
Once again, we ponder one of the more difficult questions of the modern
era: Could there be some mysterious link between professional boxing
and violent behaviour?
Many so-called experts are
quick to point the finger at boxing. After all, it's a soft target,
failing to reinvent itself in an increasingly complicated world. Big
boofy blokes having at each other, man-stylee, with the fists and the
gloves and the hitting and all.
As readers will no doubt be
aware, there are four basic strikes in boxing – the jab, the cross,
the hook and the upper-cut. But these are the precise taps of the true
sportsman. What possible connection could there be between the clean
precise strikes of the trained pugilist and the blind fist-throwing
frenzy of the car-park Rockie?
I think that we can all agree
that it is simply impossible to imagine a more placid and gentle group
of ambassadors for the sporting world than professional boxers. Anthony
Mundine and Daniel Green have contributed more to human dignity and
decency than any other human beings who have ever lived, with the possibly
exceptions of the Buddha, Mahatma Gandhi, Bono and, perhaps, the Dalai
Lama . To suggest that they could be in any way connected to the incidents
on Wednesday night is suggestive of the kind of lazy guilt-by-association
thinking that is at the root of most of the troubles that this country
faces today.
Since the 1950s, we've
had to put up with a namby-pamby litany of whining from so-called experts
about a whole bunch of things that supposedly cause us to get itchy
fists: hard drugs, violence on TV, additives in fruit juices, nationalism, war, alcoholism, Britney Spears, soft drugs, not being cuddled as a
baby, the Grand Theft Auto series of video games, poverty, gambling
and, of course, films by any of the following directors: Martin Scorcese,
Beat Takeshi, Quentin Tarantino and Woody Allen. (Or is Woody Allen
who causes sleep, not violence? I'm never be sure). Any of this intoxicating
cocktail of "causes" is likely – we are told – to send us off into
a nether-world of flying fists and red mist. If you listen to the worriers,
you could be forgiven for thinking it's a wonder any of us survive to
adulthood at all.
But boxing? I'm sorry, but
I just don't see it. What's the connnection? Is it conceivable
that the innocent pastime of watching one man beat another man half-to-death
could really be linked in some way to incidents where one man beats
another man to death? Whatever your position on the wide-ranging debate,
you must agree it is a very difficult question, with no simple answer.
Clearly, more research is needed before we could even venture a hypothesis
one way or the other. This may take years.
We may never get to the bottom
of this complex issue. We shall just have to go on wondering. But just
to be on the safe side, I plan to do a bit less of my wondering in hotel
car parks.
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