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Battle of the Cults Part 3: Freedom Force Print E-mail
Thursday, 01 June 2006

OK, you're gonna love this, I've found another cult.  And believe it or not, they're heaps better than Hillsong or even the Scientologists

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Controlling the weather, or merely skywriting? Freedom Force knows
With these guys, it hard to know where to start. Should I begin with their belief that AIDS does not exist, that vaccination is genocide or that planes spray chemicals into the atmosphere to control the weather? 

No, let's start from the beginning. They're called Freedom Force, and basically they're a political cult of far right ‘libertarians' who hate ‘big government' and ‘collectivists'. That's not that weird, I suppose. There's plenty of those on the right of the liberal party – cold hearted fellas like Nick Minchin and Wilson ‘iron Bar' Tuckey.   

But these guys really hate ‘collectivists' – or what they call  ‘Leninists' and ‘Fabians' – two factions of the left that apparently dominate the world's institutions.   

And so the adventure begins with the Freedom Force website – a very slick portal with lots of little video clips. What's more, the sites bamboozles simply via the sheer volume of information – and the verbosity with which it's expressed. They've also cleverly divided up their pseudo-scientific nutty nonsense into ‘core' and ‘non-core' beliefs, presumably so as not to alienate the vaguely sane members of their flock, and so they don't have to substantiate the more outlandish of their philosophies.  

To be a Freedom Force member you only have to believe in core beliefs like the idea that environmentalism is being used to steal private land in America, that an evil cabal of 'collectivists' controls the world and the peace sign is a satanic symbol. Or that the Soviet Union never really fell; it's just getting our guard down by playing dead. 

But it's in the non-core section, featuring whacko propaganda distributed by individual members, that the fun starts.  It's here you'll find insightful commentary on things like: 

Alien life 

‘Leninists may be active within this movement for that purpose. Nothing would suit their plans for world domination better than to maneuver the US and the Western nations into not deploying weapons in space while they proceeed (sic) to do exactly that. I would be a lot more worried about space weapons controlled by Leninists (or Fabians, for that matter) than by Galactians. While looking above the Earth, we must not forget the realities on the surface of it.' 

The leaked plans of those who control the world 

‘We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite. We will use our knowledge of science and technology. We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air. They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison. The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems. From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information. We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far. We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones. Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.' 

On AIDS  

Apparently AIDS is an invention of pharmaceutical companies and researchers that allows them to get government money.  If fact the reason people are dying is not from AIDS but from behaviours like drug use, stress, malnutrition, and over use of antibiotics.... So enjoy these gems. Clips require QuickTime


 

 
 
 

My favourite quote? "Drugs used by homosexuals as aphrodisiacs and injected drugs like heroin and cocaine...are the direct cause of aids in nine out of ten cases." 

But it wasn't until I came across this page that I became truly scared... 

It was the report of the fledging Australian Chapter of Freedom Force...it blew my mind. I mean, it's OK for the Yanks to have such groups...but not here. But these guys are already running market stalls here, and members have opened a Freedom café in Sydney's Bondi Junction.

It was then I resolved to go to one of Freedom Force's meetings.  And it was here that things got, as Alice once said, curiouser and curiouser.  And I'll tell you all about that next week. 

Related Nut jobs 

Freedom Force is loosely affiliated with a whole lot of other crazies...and Chaser intern Danika Armytage has ploughed through the best of them to give you a quick rundown, which follows. (Tim, how on earth did you come by a Chaser intern? – Dom)

Oh, and for those of you who are low-culture enough to want a BB rundown, I'm doing a blog on the Who website and a video podcast here. 

Tim Brunero (Request "internships" via this link – Dom)

 

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Danika's Nutter Web Site Review 

http://www.rightsandwrong.com.au/ 

This site believes banks are the evil controllers of the world and seeks to end their tyrannical reign through a legal technicality.   The word ‘variable,' according to those at ‘Rights and Wrong', means ‘uncertain' and ‘certain' means ‘not variable'.  This means all loans with variable interest rates are invalid - making all banks "common law criminals." The site supports this thesis with explanations of democracy and apparent legal loopholes. 

http://www.laetrile.com.au/ 

This site is dedicated to seeking natural alternatives to Chemo and Radiotherapy through vitamin B17 which is found in apricot kernels. However B17 is illegal. This is because the pharmaceutical multinationals cannot own the rights to B17 and have therefore launched a propagandist attack on the cancer-combating effects of the vitamin. This site is very comprehensive with links to media reports which discuss B17, success stories and forums. 

http://www.answersanswers.com/ 

This site promotes ‘land rent' which is the taxation of land, regardless of its geographic position or what buildings are upon it. The logic behind this theory is that improvements to land are a product of man's hard work so taxation of these improvements is theft - "most taxation is therefore theft." The introduction of ‘land rent' would replace all other forms of tax. According to the site this form of taxation has the handy site effect of solving most of the world's problems. God Himself is said to have personally approved this course of action. 

http://www.upmart.org/ 

One word - unbelievable ... actually I'm wondering if this is someone's idea of a joke. UPMART (United People Movement Against Road Tolls) was established in Victoria in 1998 and has the mission statement to uphold and protect alienable human rights. UPMART intends to end all forms of road tolls (or as the founder likes to call them, ‘toad tolls'), demand that fluoride be taken out of Australia's drinking water and claims they can lower petrol costs to 25 cents a litre! 

http://www.freedom-force.org/freedom.cfm?fuseaction=home 

This website requires a good day's reading, however after spending several hours scouring the fine print, I've still got a pretty foggy idea about what this cult actually stands for and how this translates into action.   At first glance, ‘Freedom Force' appears idealistic and user-friendly (if not a little Utopian), based on the sound principles of personal freedom, equity amongst humanity and uncovering corruption in government agenda. Fair enough. But upon further reading it seems Freedom Force has a penchant for conspiracy theories. They believe that the USA sponsored the Pearl Harbour attacks in order to enter WWI and more recently engineered terrorist attacks such as 9/11 to achieve world domination. They believe that the UN is divided into two groups, the Leninists who sponsor terrorism against the US, in order to provoke war, which will eventually deplete the US military strength so that China and Russia may take communist control of the world, and Fabianists who more simply seek American world domination. They also have some interesting theories on vaccines, mobile phones, internet censorship, illegal immigrants and mind control chips. 

http://www.doctoryourself.com/ 

This site is into self diagnosing illness and ailments and has hundreds of links varying in credibility, from medical journals to old wives tales.  

http://www.curezone.com/ 

‘Cure Zone' is another self medicating website which promotes "educating instead of medicating." The site has thousands of ‘support forums,' debate forums and disease definitions.  

www.population.org.au 

SPA (Sustainable Population Australia) believe overpopulation is a dangerous threat and aim to promote government policies that will stabilise Australia's population by encouraging near replacement fertility rates and low immigration rates - amongst other things. 

http://www.populationinstitute.org/index.php 

This site is also concerned about overpopulation, and places particular emphasis on third world countries. The Population Institute is concerned about overpopulation as an environmental threat and a drain on natural resources.  It promotes international aid supporting birth control facilities and education.

 


 

[Article]Battle of the Cults Part 3: Freedom Force
FairGo    May 4th, 2008 - 11:22 AM
Hay that Upmart thing doesn't sound so nutty to me.  Wanting to end road tolls, stop forced fluoridation and reduce petrol prices all sound like worthy objectives.

My current pet hate is the state government's fluoridation push.  The government's wants to add another chemical to my water in spite of my loud objections, with the intention of altering the structure of a body part of our entire population - now *that's* nutty.  shocked

Even if this Upmart thing is right out there looking odd because they're trying something new, it's only because no-one else has the nuts to try.

Anyway, there are even weirdos who think the Chaser guys are nutters.  Sheesh.  Imagine that.
Re: [Article]Battle of the Cults Part 3: Freedom Force
Mez    May 5th, 2008 - 12:06 AM
Why are you objecting to fluoridation?  That seems insane to me.  My children have never had a filling - never.  Not one.  By the time I was their age (pre-fluoridation), I had dozens.  It really does reduce the incidence of tooth decay.

I know it's just another chemical in the water to you, but think of all the children who will have to endure fillings if they don't have it.

You can always filter your water.  Anything that takes out chlorine will remove fluorine too.
Re: [Article]Battle of the Cults Part 3: Freedom Force
The new warm and fuzzy PC SG    May 5th, 2008 - 4:29 AM
Why are you objecting to fluoridation?  That seems insane to me.  My children have never had a filling - never.  Not one.  By the time I was their age (pre-fluoridation), I had dozens. 

Sperm eat enamel.

SG
Re: [Article]Battle of the Cults Part 3: Freedom Force
Mez    May 6th, 2008 - 3:09 AM
 shocked  That must be the reason!  I take back what I said about fluoride.

Also, Brita filters apparently (from their advertising) take out chlorine but not fluoride.  My mistake.

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