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Panama hat salesman resigns after admitting he met Brian Burke |
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Wednesday, 14 March 2007 |
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 Lecter - the second most evil panama hat fan Perth's leading Panama hat salesman
has resigned after admitting business dealings with his one and only
customer, former Western Australian Premier Brian Burke. "In this
line of work, all my business dealings are supposed to be shady,"
he said. "But when Mr Burke brought Kevin Rudd into the shop to try
on some hats, I knew I was fatally compromised."
But the salesman is adamant that Mr
Rudd did not himself purchase a panama hat. "He wasn't interested
in anything that might stop his face being in the media spotlight,"
he explained.
The scandal over Mr Burke's contacts
has already led to the resignation of four members of the WA Labor
government, as well as Mr Burke's wife and entire family.
The controversy has left inexperienced
Premier Alan Carpenter with no choice but to seek advice on how to
the resolve the crisis from Mr Burke. Police listening in to the
Premier's telephone calls with Mr Burke say it was he who decided
that any MPs dealing with him should be sacked.
Mr Burke's latest victim is
philosophical about having to leave his job. "To be honest,
it's not much of a loss to be getting out of the panama hat game.
Brian's fashion choices haven't exactly been great for sales. My
mafia clients have returned their hats: not even they want to be
associated with Burke."
But he admits the scandal has affected
him. "After all this contact with Brian Burke, my reputation is
totally shattered. In fact the only person I can get a reference from
is Kelvin Thompson."
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